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William Vambenepe

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France/California. Water is my happy place (swimming, snorkeling, freediving, scuba...). Currently building Cloud stuff (data/AI) at AWS. Previously built some at Google Cloud (and then Google Search). Not speaking for my employer

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Apparently a small cut in the collar solves all problems.

06.01.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sauf que c'est encore pire que Γ§a et le "2 by 4" mesure en rΓ©alitΓ© 1.5 pouces par 3.5 pouces.

05.01.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the beginning of the article at https://arxiv.org/pdf/2511.15304v2

screenshot of the beginning of the article at https://arxiv.org/pdf/2511.15304v2

2015: Learn to code!
2025: Poets control the world...

Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models
arxiv.org/pdf/2511.153...

21.11.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caesium atoms are pretty good, but nothing beats a dog's stomach in keeping time.

08.11.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know that's not the point, but let's still take time to realize that we're talking about "more pediatric firearm death than expected" because of course (???) there's a baseline amount of "pediatric firearm death" that everyone expects in this country.

11.06.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Either that, or you just walked by an opportunity for the most revolutionary physics discovery of all time.

14.05.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WRT "At least two more weeks of bone-chilling temperatures" (first sentence of the article), that's a very Californian definition of "bone-chilling".

27.01.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Hazardous' cold may bring temps as low as the mid-20s to Bay Area At least two more weeks ofΒ bone-chilling temperatures are headed for the San Francisco Bay Area.

On the plus side, it looks like I'll have my own lane at the outdoor pool tomorrow evening.

(and the water temperature will be fine, just a chilly walk on the deck)

www.sfgate.com/weather/arti...

27.01.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky has been pretty good in the last few months, but today it's failing the "not being taken over when there is some kind of big American football game" test.

27.01.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One last suggestion: "The countess" or just "Countess" (to keep the link to the "counting" idea).

14.01.2025 06:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very cool.

Back to the request for a name. The Blueboat has a "Little Engine That Could" vibe. And it does science. So maybe it could be called "The Little Boat That Counts" though that's a bit long...

14.01.2025 05:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What does it do?

14.01.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The doctor chair will seat you now."

10.01.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Impressionism on display at Beaubourg, that's a first.

07.01.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm started to suspect your dog is the intelligence behind Apple Intelligence.

07.01.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the "grain of wheat on the first square of a chess board" process, but going the other way. Exponential sequences kick ass in both directions.

03.01.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remainder (novel) - Wikipedia

"Remainder" by Tom McCarthy is what immediately comes to mind for me.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remaind...

31.12.2024 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mpetshi Perricard vs. Kyrgios...

28.12.2024 06:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned that reciprocal wildcards are a thing.

In any case, great to see Stan The Man in the draw!

13.12.2024 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scary. Reminds me of Vonnegut's "ice-nine".

Maybe @kurt-vonnegut.bsky.social has some relevant quotes to share from Cat's Cradle?

13.12.2024 04:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The current version uses Trino, not Presto.

11.12.2024 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coincidentally, we seem to be continually surprised about how stupid humans can be.

01.12.2024 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crows Are Even Smarter Than We Thought New evidence suggests the corvid family has surprising mental abilities.

Yet another article in the "some animal species is much smarter than we thought" or "some animal species demonstrates a surprisingly complex behavior" series...

How many such "surprising discoveries" do we need before we revisit our baseline assumption about animals?

nautil.us/crows-are-ev...

01.12.2024 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully Shapo's return to form continues in 2025 and he can provide both kinds of variety in next year's finals.

12.11.2024 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
All Eight Qualifiers Best Shots This Season! | Nitto ATP Finals 2024
All Eight Qualifiers Best Shots This Season! | Nitto ATP Finals 2024 YouTube video by Tennis TV

Is this the first ATP Finals without a one-handed backhand player? #tennis

Plenty of them in the 90s (inc. Sampras), then came Federer (and Wawrinka, and Dimitrov), then more recently Tsitsipas provided representation. But this year... :-(

Still plenty of nice shots
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B82t...

11.11.2024 08:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Since many Americans who haven't experienced health care in other rich countries seem unable to believe it, I occasionally post this reminder that the US heath care system is uniquely inefficient, expensive and cruel. A much better system is possible; it exists in many places and we could have that.

11.11.2024 07:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also pretty sure the "aggressive suppression of sunshine" he's noticing is called "winter."

07.11.2024 06:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I usually say Benoit Mandelbrot but with Michel Barnier becoming prime minister of France two days ago I might have to change my answer in terms of who's more famous. Benoit Mandelbrot is still way cooler though.

10.09.2024 06:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up in the building (on place Bellecour in Lyon) which was used as Gestapo HQ. You don't go into the basement of that building without thinking about it, even if it's just to get your bike.

I also remember when he was brought back to Lyon for trial when I was in middle school.

16.08.2024 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pre-cutting the cheese is the way to go (speaking as a Frenchman living with PTSD from having witnessed the way American people gut a piece of cheese when serving themselves from a cheese platter).

16.08.2024 04:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0