Seth Rosenthal

if this version of Trump were president in 2001 he might have literally said “I did 9/11,” like word for word

a tiny cattle prod that’s just for lighting fancy candles is the most My Mom thing of all time

ATE A BIG PIECE OF CAKE. MAYBE TOO BIG. IM BREATHIN HEAVY

listen to the first 0:01 of Bohemian Rhapsody and tell me you don’t hear a Prius

me writing an article about an NBA player: he folds his 6’11” frame into a chair. the chair is normal sized but it looks teeny tiny beneath this guy’s FRAME. which he has to FOLD

and he took a bath!

I guess my other advice is to have a dumb kid

“Meemaw made this one-of-a-kind teddy bear out of vintage socks”. No. No. Hide it before any attachment can form and it gets fatally left on a wet seesaw

My best parenting advice is see to it that your child’s beloved stuffed animal is mass-produced, accessible, and affordable

I have a mint condition, still-wrapped Penguin (who would be Penguin III) hidden away for when the time comes

got your “best friend” looking deep into my eyes

I’m your favorite dog’s favorite dog petter

pimp

got the whole cabin chanting IT’S 👏 PROBABLY 👏 FINE

I do think that if I can organize the passengers into 100 percent consensus that we’re not scared of a mechanical issue the plane should be allowed to take off as-is

my plane has to return to the gate for a maintenance issue. gonna yell at the flight attendants 👍

Mr. Altman negotiated with the Department of Defense in a different way from Anthropic, agreeing to the use of OpenAI's technology for all lawful purposes. Along the way, he also negotiated the right to put safeguards into OpenAI's technologies that would prevent its systems from being used in ways that it did not want them to be. OpenAI "will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted," Mr. Altman said. These moves allowed Mr. Altman to uphold safety principles around A.I. W still landing the Pentagon contract. He

so proud of OpenAI for upholding their values! Safety! Lawfulness! Really noble stuff. Anyway, let’s see what else the Pentagon is up to today

I love that CSN did a song then Graham Nash was like nah nukes I’m not done with you

loved it! tidy little film

had never seen, absolutely loved it. also shoutout to Tim Robbins for hanging dong

honestly though, "ok" is a whopper, too

dude it's so powerful

i will add it to my Setherboxd list (see prior tweets)

i try not to reply to every internet post i see that annoys me, and it helps to just do my responding out loud, privately, to myself. about 500 times a day i utter one of my three catchphrases:

- "ok"
- "no"
- "shut da fuck up"

i love this, which probably means it's like a 4/10

Black bag Kes The player The testament of Ann Lee

last four watched on Setherboxd, which is me trying to watch more movies in 2026 and keeping track of them all in a notes doc

i have no idea what I'm looking at here but I would just like to note that you zoomed right past an entire beaver

no

OG Anunoby is my favorite basketball player