valerie

the other 2 3d platformers in my top 3 are mario 64 and Pseudoregalia btw, play Pseudoregalia.

play demon tides. i love 3D platformers but im also pretty difficult to please with them and this one very easily broke into my top 3 despite that

(dlc and/or level editor when..........)

need someone to invent a gay creative commons license that is functionally Public Domain in every way except you cant make the characters do hetero shit or the creator can legally sue you for one billion dollars.

it came out in 2005, so, probably!

bro, we got a whole ass planet to drive across and you chose this

yea

whose dick do i gotta suck to get a full group of friends to play guild wars 1 with................

they couldn't afford yellow paint back then so the people made do with what they had 😔

:)

every time he shows up you're in for a good face

engagement brain is a horrible rot.

the ultimate recession indicator

I put my games up on sale on itch and Steam to… celebrate? I don’t know if that’s the right word, but you can grab some RPGs for cheaper than usual.

my favorite works are the ones where you can easily tell the creator(s) were incredibly frustrated nobody had done that idea before them

they should make real roguelikes like nethack instead actually

MHGU on PC with multiplayer synced small monsters would fix the world...

they're also explicitly outright banning multiple games, many of them from queer creators i follow.

lol

that new [insert fighting game here] season pass is looking super cool!!!

"I'm in Love with the Villainess" and it's spinoff/retelling "She's so Cheeky for a Commoner" are complete, most of what's translated for "The Executioner and her Way of Life", the first volume of "Adachi and Shimamura", and the first 3/4 translated volumes of "ROLL OVER AND DIE"

i will find you

genuinely can't imagine being a yuri fan that exclusively watches anime adaptations, you basically get like 1/8th of a story and there's a good chance the anime butchers it anyways.

go pick up those light novels and read em, some of them even have English audiobook versions now

gonna start a rehabilitation program to get yuri artists help for their gambling addictions so they can learn to draw art of non-gacha game girls that aren't the literal personifications of rampant consumerism & capitalism

its literally my heater during the winter lmfao

summer means capping some games to 60 fps to reduce my GPU temps so my room isn't boiling hot

:)

not yet they don't

slay the princess is a perfectly written game for people who search for "five nights at freddy's ending explained" on google

oh yeah even with the quirks it's 100% worth it and much better than how i played it on 3DS originally: playing as Lest for 70% of the game and then changing my skin to Frey once i unlocked it (and then getting misgendered by everyone anyways lol)