please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

Impossible levels of cuteness

if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

one only tells lies. one only tells the truth. and the third one is stinky

The bard really did coin every phrase...

no, YOU live in a society, i live in a constant state of missed social cues and eye contact avoidance

A large fallen log with some moss on it, lying on the ground on fallen leaves, wedged between two mossy slopes of stone. In the background, more trees, still upright.

Starting my own social network. Beetly. We gather under a mossy log and tell stories to each other in the damp and the dark. Sometimes, we scuttle out to eat fungus, then head back in (this is a feed).

[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming

How Bluesky was formed

Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.

But also because it's awesome

Reskeeting for archival reasons because I don't know how to see my own likes

i’m all for the submarine people surviving as long as it resurfaces in the Suez Canal and blocks cargo ship traffic for a week

with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads