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@onlyjessterday

Professional Noise-Gooder | she/her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"

Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"

03.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1078 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
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picking random brushes and seeing what happens

01.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 7548 πŸ” 2119 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 4
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4921 πŸ” 940 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 51
A digital painting of a pokemon.
In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

A digital painting of a pokemon. In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

New family

27.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 16077 πŸ” 4232 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 26
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browt of judgment

27.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2304 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
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Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

27.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 9309 πŸ” 2709 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 125
jodzilla

jodzilla

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

25.09.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 2615 πŸ” 804 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 17
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Cozy cow #DoubleChinWeek2026

19.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2276 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
hastily drawn cartoon comic w four panels. The first shows a very normal looking lady with a Stanley and a shirt with a candy heart that says β€œdry hump” on it. The second panel is me, a library worker w green hair and baby bangs, my eyes bugging out of my head. The  third panel is the same as the first, except the shirt says β€œdump him” now, which it actually did say all along. The last panel is the same as the second, except I’m making a face of shell-shocked understanding.

hastily drawn cartoon comic w four panels. The first shows a very normal looking lady with a Stanley and a shirt with a candy heart that says β€œdry hump” on it. The second panel is me, a library worker w green hair and baby bangs, my eyes bugging out of my head. The third panel is the same as the first, except the shirt says β€œdump him” now, which it actually did say all along. The last panel is the same as the second, except I’m making a face of shell-shocked understanding.

true story

12.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1993 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
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Ashcroft

23.08.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 1609 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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ive been looking for this for days... toniya and ennil

15.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 576 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

"my agents are producing software solutions at such an unprecedented rate that I worry we are existentially changing our relationship to production" ok? im producing fond memories with my cherished friends every day but your thing sounds cool too.

15.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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i gotta draw terriermon doing zoomer shit or i'll die

14.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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gave hamtaro frostmourne

08.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1213 πŸ” 476 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
Yoji shinkawa and hunter schafer

Yoji shinkawa and hunter schafer

You know I've thought about it a lot and I really do think getting drawn by yoji shinkawa would basically be the best thing that could happen to a person in their lifetime

07.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 3053 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5
drawing of two girls, one saying: β€œkissing that girl who overthinks things. mwwwah. right on the lips no more thinking for u beautiful”

drawing of two girls, one saying: β€œkissing that girl who overthinks things. mwwwah. right on the lips no more thinking for u beautiful”

this works on me btw

04.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 4571 πŸ” 1331 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 84
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jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game

composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]

jp game developer: no no like the fish

composer: what fish?

04.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 2255 πŸ” 867 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 36
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it's really sad this kit never gets reprinted

03.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1021 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

hey how sad is this video going to make me about the future

03.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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it’s still so funny nomura dropped a nuke on the ff vocal song debate a few years ago

02.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 547 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 36

If you live through February, you'll live another year.

01.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes

02.02.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

chat don’t be like me and accidentally give yourself a period by running out of medication

02.02.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HEY CHAT I THINK IT MIGHT BE BOLTYN TIME

01.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me rotating the PEN cards in my mind

01.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hell yeah

30.01.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2051 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 88
Luigi Mangione at Magfest 2020. He's sitting at a chair in an expo hall, playing video games with a guy wearing a spider-man shirt

Luigi Mangione at Magfest 2020. He's sitting at a chair in an expo hall, playing video games with a guy wearing a spider-man shirt

NO FUCKING WAY

25.01.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1949 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 73
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call me a bannerman the way my head makes them ponder

30.01.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from tomodachi life of some miis dancing around pokemon rumble spheal with game text "all hail the spheal!"

Screenshot from tomodachi life of some miis dancing around pokemon rumble spheal with game text "all hail the spheal!"

29.01.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1069 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

inside I’m filled with light and laughter

28.01.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0