I keep zooming in on his face in the last panel and smiling.
I keep zooming in on his face in the last panel and smiling.
Oh my!
*hugs* Itβs something that I think a lot of writers struggle with.
Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal ventβthe slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay eggβwhich could shed light on the evolution of the orifice
βWhat do you like to do for fun, sir?β βSend large sums of money to women Iβve never met.β
Iβve been playing Last War (phone game) and I get to meet very interesting people from all over the world!
Evelyn shown with a cock and balls between their legs.
Evelyn shown with a vagina between their legs.
NSFW alts. They usually have nothing between their legs but since they're an expert in body alteration. They can easily and freely give themselves whichever *bits* they desire at any moment.
This month's A-Z challenge monster
The basilisk!!
more info below
βGoogleβ was what tech bros used when they meant βgoogolβ. Now itβs βcentibillionairesβ when they mean βhectabillionaires.β But theyβre the smart ones?
Black dog on a black couch.
Bucket the Newfie practices blending in for the element of surprise.
Heβs trying to get some of those red flowers from the Green Goblin. But not all of them, just the good ones.
The Goblin is pointing at one in particular. βHow about this one? Take a close look at it.β
But Spider-Man is sure he doesnβt want that one. βNo!β He turns away in disgust.
Tuxedo cat in a box fort
Poe in her fortress of solitude.
Glad to see it!
Different sake to try. Takenjin Honjozo? Sayuri Nogori? Hakutsuru βSho-Uneβ Junmai? Tozai Junmai?
Seen at brunch today. I may have to go back Tuesday night (Monday will be too busy).
Doesnβt exactly look *relaxing* but it looks comfy. :>
Chun Li (or perhaps an overly ambitious cosplayer?) tells us "I can be nice, let's be friends!" Hearts appear in the background.
And finally, a real antique from the early 90's. What says Happy Valentine's Day like Street Fighter II? Go ahead, ask her out--you might get a real kick out of it. She must have had a real glow-up over the years since those days.
A hapless statue (formerly a bird of prey) is in the background as Hauke says, eyes aglow, "I've only got eyes for YOU!"
Next up, something from @aetusart.com with roughly the same theme. Even if it's not quite true that I've only got eyes for YOU, you won't find out about it--it's the last thing you'll recall seeing!
Hauke says to someone off to the left: Valentine, I want to make you rock hard... Then it seems accidental eye contact is made because he continues: Wait, shit! Sorry, didnt mean to petrify you...uh....Get well soon? Hugs and kisses!
First up for Valentines! A picture I got from @runawaydanish.bsky.social quite a while back. I forget if it's been posted here, so here we go again.
The local con sounds exciting until the weekend arrives and Iβm busy and I check out the list of panels and they donβt seem to be worth a 20 minute drive and even if I was told about room parties, Iβd balk at going for real.
Would they even provide nesting rooms?
No thanks.
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Sticker for February π«
A basilisk clutches a crest in its claws, holding it before its body.
Ran across this logo for Basilisk UmzΓΌge which at first I read as "Basilisk Removals" and made me think of a mob armed with mirrors, weasels and recordings of roosters...but it's a moving company. Thank goodness!
A computer screen showing the cross breeding process of a male duroc pig at the top left and a male cockatrice at the top right, then images representing the facial expressions of both during conception in the middle, and an image of their offspring at the bottom center.
Hybridization Program YCH done by @nobodyshouse.bsky.social and featuring @haukebasilisk.bsky.social and I showing the results of our labors. Or is it my labors? Either way, this delighted me way more than it probably should have. Marked mature for implied mpreg shenanigans.
youtube.com/clip/Ugkxc10...
I could watch this over and over again. In fact, I did! Tentacle Dancing!
Compass Barrel cactus
Still needs support but looking all right.
Republicans and Democrats took Recorder Justin Heap to task for his many scandals, including a staffer's extreme tweets.
I'm joining the war against Eggs on the side of the Eggs
Throwaway Birthday Scribble for @haukebasilisk.bsky.social
Mpreg, spontaneous orgasm, and probably a terrible night to have a curse
Itβs likeβ¦whoa, man. Whoa! Huffβ¦.
Thanks!
Just a matter of dodging weasels and not looking into mirrors.
Thank you.
An outdoor fire pit would be better!