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Hauke von Fredrichs

@haukebasilisk

Mythological Gen X Mathematics professor and pervert

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I keep zooming in on his face in the last panel and smiling.

12.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my!

09.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*hugs* It’s something that I think a lot of writers struggle with.

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This may be the oldest β€˜butthole’ imprint on Earth Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal ventβ€”the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay eggβ€”which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal ventβ€”the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay eggβ€”which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

04.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 402 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 48
β€œWhat do you like to do for fun, sir?”

β€œSend large sums of money to women I’ve never met.”

β€œWhat do you like to do for fun, sir?” β€œSend large sums of money to women I’ve never met.”

I’ve been playing Last War (phone game) and I get to meet very interesting people from all over the world!

03.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Evelyn shown with a cock and balls between their legs.

Evelyn shown with a cock and balls between their legs.

Evelyn shown with a vagina between their legs.

Evelyn shown with a vagina between their legs.

NSFW alts. They usually have nothing between their legs but since they're an expert in body alteration. They can easily and freely give themselves whichever *bits* they desire at any moment.

25.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This month's A-Z challenge monster
The basilisk!!

more info below

15.12.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 918 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

β€œGoogle” was what tech bros used when they meant β€œgoogol”. Now it’s β€œcentibillionaires” when they mean β€œhectabillionaires.” But they’re the smart ones?

27.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black dog on a black couch.

Black dog on a black couch.

Bucket the Newfie practices blending in for the element of surprise.

26.02.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s trying to get some of those red flowers from the Green Goblin. But not all of them, just the good ones.

The Goblin is pointing at one in particular. β€œHow about this one? Take a close look at it.”

But Spider-Man is sure he doesn’t want that one. β€œNo!” He turns away in disgust.

26.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tuxedo cat in a box fort

Tuxedo cat in a box fort

Poe in her fortress of solitude.

25.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see it!

23.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Different sake to try. Takenjin Honjozo? Sayuri Nogori? Hakutsuru β€œSho-Une” Junmai? Tozai Junmai?

Different sake to try. Takenjin Honjozo? Sayuri Nogori? Hakutsuru β€œSho-Une” Junmai? Tozai Junmai?

Seen at brunch today. I may have to go back Tuesday night (Monday will be too busy).

22.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t exactly look *relaxing* but it looks comfy. :>

21.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chun Li (or perhaps an overly ambitious cosplayer?) tells us "I can be nice, let's be friends!"  Hearts appear in the background.

Chun Li (or perhaps an overly ambitious cosplayer?) tells us "I can be nice, let's be friends!" Hearts appear in the background.

And finally, a real antique from the early 90's. What says Happy Valentine's Day like Street Fighter II? Go ahead, ask her out--you might get a real kick out of it. She must have had a real glow-up over the years since those days.

14.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A hapless statue (formerly a bird of prey) is in the background as Hauke says, eyes aglow, "I've only got eyes for YOU!"

A hapless statue (formerly a bird of prey) is in the background as Hauke says, eyes aglow, "I've only got eyes for YOU!"

Next up, something from @aetusart.com with roughly the same theme. Even if it's not quite true that I've only got eyes for YOU, you won't find out about it--it's the last thing you'll recall seeing!

14.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hauke says to someone off to the left:  Valentine, I want to make you rock hard...

Then it seems accidental eye contact is made because he continues:  Wait, shit!  Sorry, didnt mean to petrify you...uh....Get well soon?  Hugs and kisses!

Hauke says to someone off to the left: Valentine, I want to make you rock hard... Then it seems accidental eye contact is made because he continues: Wait, shit! Sorry, didnt mean to petrify you...uh....Get well soon? Hugs and kisses!

First up for Valentines! A picture I got from @runawaydanish.bsky.social quite a while back. I forget if it's been posted here, so here we go again.

14.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The local con sounds exciting until the weekend arrives and I’m busy and I check out the list of panels and they don’t seem to be worth a 20 minute drive and even if I was told about room parties, I’d balk at going for real.

Would they even provide nesting rooms?

No thanks.

07.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’₯🐍🦚
Sticker for February πŸ’«

03.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A basilisk clutches a crest in its claws, holding it before its body.

A basilisk clutches a crest in its claws, holding it before its body.

Ran across this logo for Basilisk UmzΓΌge which at first I read as "Basilisk Removals" and made me think of a mob armed with mirrors, weasels and recordings of roosters...but it's a moving company. Thank goodness!

02.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A computer screen showing the cross breeding process of a male duroc pig at the top left and a male cockatrice at the top right, then images representing the facial expressions of both during conception in the middle, and an image of their offspring at the bottom center.

A computer screen showing the cross breeding process of a male duroc pig at the top left and a male cockatrice at the top right, then images representing the facial expressions of both during conception in the middle, and an image of their offspring at the bottom center.

Hybridization Program YCH done by @nobodyshouse.bsky.social and featuring @haukebasilisk.bsky.social and I showing the results of our labors. Or is it my labors? Either way, this delighted me way more than it probably should have. Marked mature for implied mpreg shenanigans.

01.02.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I could watch this over and over again. In fact, I did! Tentacle Dancing!

31.01.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Compass Barrel cactus

Compass Barrel cactus

Still needs support but looking all right.

30.01.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA county recorder gets ass thoroughly chewed out at budget meeting Republicans and Democrats took Recorder Justin Heap to task for his many scandals, including a staffer's extreme tweets.

Republicans and Democrats took Recorder Justin Heap to task for his many scandals, including a staffer's extreme tweets.

29.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm joining the war against Eggs on the side of the Eggs

Throwaway Birthday Scribble for @haukebasilisk.bsky.social

Mpreg, spontaneous orgasm, and probably a terrible night to have a curse

28.01.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like…whoa, man. Whoa! Huff….

29.01.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

29.01.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a matter of dodging weasels and not looking into mirrors.

28.01.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

28.01.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An outdoor fire pit would be better!

28.01.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0