Who tf knew this was even a thing? I’m not even allergic to nuts. Whaat.
03.03.2026 01:47
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Who tf knew this was even a thing? I’m not even allergic to nuts. Whaat.
Update- I have now fully broken out in hives. Guess that’s a big No on the pea milk.
Not surprising dairy-free milk update. Pea milk- not good.
ME WATCHING THE OLYMPICS: *has never ice skated in my entire life* ooh her form was off
What if there's only violence and hatred because nobody has tried dipping donuts in extra frosting?
For all the ladies in Perimeterpros
A conspiracy no one is talking about… wth happened to all the singular boxes of Aquafresh??
You asked me to fix it, so I tried, and now it’s broken beyond repair. I hope you learned a lesson here.
Midlife podcasts be like “are you wildly successful and full of money but feel unfulfilled”?
All the microwaves on marketplace feel like they’ve had a foot in them.
I may not be attractive, wealthy, or smart. but I always have a batch of quick pickled red onions in the fridge, so that's something
All the microwaves on marketplace feel like they’ve had a foot in them.
Is this real?
He should fight in that White House WWE match they’re having.
that did almost happen
Picture of a microwave with hand-written note taped to it that says unplug before opening door.
This is probably fine
Sometimes I microwave my lettuce before making a salad because I don’t want it to be too cold.
Dark bright pink (maybe fuchsia) blossoms of a Professor Sargent camellia.
More of my side yard Professor Sargent blossoms in front of a big tree.
My favorite camellias are blooming.
Your honor my client loves crime
Got out of voiceover at the exact right time due to AI. Got into art at the exact wrong time.
Invading a country and kidnapping their president *literally* because you were not given the Nobel PEACE Prize.
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Remember how we were all indoctrinated into thinking Manifest Destiny was a legit and good thing? Let’s stop that.
That’ll show ‘em.
as if the war crimes aren’t bad enough, they are also ruining a perfectly good saturday
Good thing a foreign nation hasn’t ever infiltrated the United States and taken advantage of our highly blackmail-able president and used it for nefarious purposes oh wait
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
