Andrew

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Discoverer of the platypus:

(Also go to artbymox.shop/en-gbp/pages... - home of some incredible things)

Acid.
Let's get it licked.

Minute Cryptic - 5 March, 2026
"Early plea entered, charge overturned & case dismissed for plot involving axes" (5)
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Joey from friends scared in bed

"nobody was any the wiser"

The other person in the bed:

Politely fried tf outta my man

Minute Cryptic - 2 March, 2026
"Creepy stalker from Los Angeles follows stars, wants our bodyguards gone?" (9)
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The best bit of the creme egg is the middle. The crème de la crème de la creme if you will

Minute Cryptic - 28 February, 2026
"“Let him bleed!” - prisoner. “Prick!” - guard." (7)
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Minute Cryptic - 27 February, 2026
"You, me and everyone possibly in favour of love among nuns" (8)
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A still from an Inspector Morse episode. Morse and Lewis are in what look like a library in a posh house. Lewis is saying "He does crosswords, madam. Knows all sorts of words nobody ever uses"

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

Minute Cryptic - 26 February, 2026
"A follower starts to lose faith about UFO crop circle hoax?" (5)
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🎶 I'm. Just. Glen🎶

YouCant maybe, or Ofthem

Btw kpop is fine, just a little jk

Becoming a kpop hunt saboteur

What did demons ever do to kpop anyway

What are the chances...

Minute Cryptic - 22 February, 2026
"Looks without blinking end in tears tears tears" (6)
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Skiing up a hill, yep. Skiing around some stuff, sure. Skiing down again, of course.

But where in the mountains do you need to bomb it up a flight of enormous stairs?!

Minute Cryptic - 19 February, 2026
"Broadcaster’s question: “Is Jamie Oliver completely naked?”" (2,1,4)
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Minute Cryptic - 18 February, 2026
"He's into splattering paint - quite the scene-maker!" (8)
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For all those who celebrate

Minute Cryptic - 17 February, 2026
"Package returned in Wednesday’s post" (4)
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See you around, Boo.

Minute Cryptic - 16 February, 2026
"No more texting inside by primary classmates… & teachers" (7)
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Minute Cryptic - 15 February, 2026
"Rich, 6'6", with dreamy face" (5)
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