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@derekthequick

DV advocacy in the streets, ska musician in the sheets. Capitalism is organized crime. I will draw your butt.

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I cannot be the only one who remembers Spree chews :(

10.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The circle thought meme but it's just "I forget" in a circle

The circle thought meme but it's just "I forget" in a circle

23.02.2026 01:24 👍 314 🔁 65 💬 11 📌 1

Do wizards have insurance premiums?

20.02.2026 03:43 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 👍 8710 🔁 2581 💬 73 📌 69

We could be pets, we could be food, but what we really are… is livestock

05.02.2026 01:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Listen to the hit ska single “Normal Guy” by Cricketman send tweet

05.02.2026 01:03 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Fear Everything by the Flaming Tsunamis

05.02.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am so proud of the word that I did with this mysterious purple creature that I lured into my home with sour beer and pizza.

01.02.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Normal Guy, by Cricketman track by Cricketman

“Normal Guy” out now! codenamecricketman.bandcamp.com/track/normal...

01.02.2026 00:45 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Clocking in for my shift at the “Call people bootlickers on Facebook” factory”

25.01.2026 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The meme is a riff on the "are you winning son" format but instead it's are you winning dad? Dad is trying to a complete a mission in GoldenEye but Natalya has been killed by an exploding chair Sad dad

The meme is a riff on the "are you winning son" format but instead it's are you winning dad? Dad is trying to a complete a mission in GoldenEye but Natalya has been killed by an exploding chair Sad dad

20.01.2026 15:06 👍 474 🔁 82 💬 8 📌 2
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New single coming at end of the month!

20.01.2026 00:13 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Hardcore bands need to be bullied more

12.01.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I finished Leviathan Wakes today. Gonna read the sequel now.

12.01.2026 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many people can I call a bootlicker on Facebook before I go to Facebook jail?

09.01.2026 19:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did 😇

07.01.2026 05:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was hard and I could not have done it without a walkthrough. But I liked it!

06.01.2026 12:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I finally beat Final Fantasy 6

02.01.2026 04:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New Year’s resolution is to get a matching tattoo.

01.01.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It was a good year.

01.01.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ain’t scared of germs. I’m bigger than them. And I mean WAY BIGGER.

18.12.2025 14:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A friendship goal I have always had is to get matching tattoos with someone

12.12.2025 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@mrangelof.bsky.social

05.12.2025 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👏

05.12.2025 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CHEEM CHEEM CHEEM CHEEM CHEEM

15.11.2025 18:44 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Only god can judge you

10.11.2025 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do it

10.11.2025 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m drunk at a wedding telling a complete stranger their bloodline is weak

01.11.2025 22:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens, organized by Alexandra Lang Hello, My name is Grace Lang, and I am a 23 year old U… Alexandra Lang needs your support for Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens

my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415

29.10.2025 01:19 👍 1481 🔁 1098 💬 17 📌 68

I have low blood pressure I never have low blood pressure I feel like I have failed a test I always pass. 😭

27.10.2025 15:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0