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On the other hand, I do still play Animal Crossing, and the new update kills my Switch 1 battery …

I don’t need a Switch 2 so I can play Pokopia, right? I don’t even like Pokemon, I just love a cozy decorating game

In fact, with that “what art do you have petty objections to” post going around, my answer could also be Chalamet movies. He just always comes off as a whiny twerp?

With the Timmy Chalamet comments about the ballet and opera, a good reminder that Greta Gerwig clocked him perfectly for his role in Lady Bird.

My super MAGA uncle recommended Breaking Bad to me, so I’ve never been able to watch it or any spinoffs.

Respect to Mansfield btw. Played more courageously than most teams in the PL do against us. They didn't show up to sit back and defend, they came to play.

right as many americans are figuring out what they owe in taxes for last year. feels like an effective opposition party could do something with that!

We need to talk about Ruben Ray Martinez as much as we have and do talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

Eze must have decided he’s playing Tottenham

Oh, Arsenal

This does not sound great

Ok, it showed up like 10 minutes late

Does the Arsenal app not have the audio coverage for games anymore? It’s so impossible to navigate

It’s SO good!!!

I’m so sorry, that’s the hardest thing 💜💜

Ooh or the director of A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

I want Northanger Abbey from like half a dozen directors. Where would Tim Burton, Baz Luhrmann, Guillermo del Toro, or Greta Gerwig take it? It’s so bizarre and so fucking funny

on the one hand, I don’t need to be drunk like this on a wednesday. on the other hand, today was my third day in a row working 11+ hours, i deserve it

It’s deceptive, it looks like the pen I like! I would feel betrayed every time I used it.

5 but in black (which I thought was 3, because I didn’t notice it was a Sharpie, yuck).

Barely anyone ever showed up, so I spent most of that summer reading. Best job I ever had.

I spent a summer as the tour guide at the squirrel cage jail. (It was a jail for humans, not squirrels. Jesse James was never held there.)

but I miss the old place that had frozen margaritas the size of my head, this one was much smaller

remember burrito taxi discourse? does it make me better or worse to include a margarita with my burrito taxi?

a silver car with a broken windshield is driving down a street with other cars ALT: a silver car with a broken windshield is driving down a street with other cars

7 points clear. Let's fucking go.

And I will be at the next Premier League game! I’ve been a fan for 15 years and this will be my first in-person game. I’m very excited, even if they are bad for my health and sanity.

ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL holy fuck I’m not surviving this season

I’ve got the liveblog up to spoil me about what happens because Peacock is behind and because this game may give me a stroke

If Welbeck loses us this game I swear to god

Like when Stoke fans used to boo Aaron Ramsey because a Stoke player broke his leg