maiab

yes it’s so good here

“queue” is superior than “line” which is too ambiguous

What is this part of my iPhone called and how do I change it

lol exactly. like this is both so true and…. your kids have a point

I will regularly spend like, $100 on basically nothing and never think about it again but I can’t stop kicking myself for leaving a tube of diaper cream in the shopping cart when I returned it like 3 weeks ago

I do think cars are extra nice to me when I have a baby and I appreciate that

I always forget I don’t really like Spanish food

doesn’t $30 feel like a lot for a dirty used kettle from goodwill

one of the weird things about us is we travel with our own cast iron pan cause damn, people have the craziest cookware like this pot is just entirely made out of plastic? wtf man

oh ya like “I’m not a Chinese spy”

did you know that baby beluga swims so *wild* and deep?

I'm not particularly worried about people being one-shotted by the 6D mesoamerican demon when taking ayahuasca

I'm much more worried about people already having been one-shotted by the 2D infinite scroll demon in their hands that lets them avoid feeling uncomfortable on demand

I am a “sad beige mom” but trust me it is so good

I am too hot and yet — it is important that every square centimeter of me neck-down is under my down comforter, for coziness reasons

I feel this in my bones

Text or gtfo

I hate that wood floors are so fragile, I just scratched mine by stepping on a hoodie that was on the floor zipper side down 😣

a founder was sharing his screen in a pitch meeting and I saw that our calendar invite was titled “close Bittner” on his side - LOVE that energy 🔥🔥🔥

isn’t everything trippy in a ct scan?

ok well this explains a lot

you know how guided meditations are always like “take your tongue down from the roof of your mouth”.

is it always supposed to be down???

are you able to view these posts on the web? having a public profile without having posts be linkable would actually be kind of huge for me