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@madalienist

Forensic Psychologist wandering in Missouri. This is mostly for fun, not work. He/him

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07.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Not to repeat myself but: DHS lies brazenly because lying brazenly works

It's what police depts around the country do on a regular basis when they have unfavorable facts. Honed to perfection, amplified by media stenographers.

Recall, this is how they initially described George Floyd's murder:

07.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Half? You’re being awful generous.

08.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We adopted a kitten this summer. She was being fostered along with 4 litter mates. The foster mom was great and I loved sitting in a small bedroom while they all played. It was so fun. Wrestlania on meth. πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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OMG this jumpscare πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜…πŸ˜»

Folks, if you’re not fostering kittens… you’re missing out! 😻 Today’s a great day to apply to foster with your local rescue or shelter πŸ’ͺ (or donate or adopt or promote… any help is needed)

07.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Long-delayed Jan. 6 plaque honoring police quietly erected overnight at Capitol The memorial honoring officers who defended the Capitol was required by law to be installed by March 2023.

Long-delayed Jan. 6 plaque honoring police quietly erected overnight at Capitol

07.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 4304 πŸ” 1076 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 108

Cops are great

07.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

As the wax melts from ICE Barbie’s wings, let us remember that everybody who was thrown under the bus during the first Trump administration was replaced by someone less competent and ethical and more servile.

Pleasant… dreams?

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1940 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Leaking these out bit by bit over time sure seems like a swell strategy

06.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1861 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 1

I use proton for my business after tiring of Google workspace. It works. It’s private. But I’m not hiding my identity. I don’t think they guarantee that.

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes. Yes.

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So no written test I'm thinking

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

Middle looks best.

06.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't listen. His voice is grating and every word is dumber than the one that preceeds it. I tapped out at "I'm too smart to read books."

05.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the Republican Party now.

05.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1685 πŸ” 447 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 9

I don't think it's a coincidence Talarico and Mamdani cobbled together basically the same demographic coalition in two very disparate areas of the country, and both present coherent worldviews not defined solely by Orange Man Bad

04.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Legendary graft

03.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it thinks it’s a distribution list why the fuck does it care where you put the email.

Though this is even weirder. I’ve been forced to use outlook for decades as a Gov employee. I regularly filtered distribution lists into folders and even the trash. Never an issue.

04.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WTF is it with that eyebrow? Did he go for a back alley preemptive Botox treatment and it went wrong?

04.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With that face you know he’d sneak in there and be caught fucking a pile of roast beef.

He’d prefer it cold, more like the corpses he prefers.

04.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what microSD cards should actually look like

03.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

The glibness. The indifference. The carelessness. The utter lack of planning for a war against a country of 90M. The sickness of a man who acts on whim that will kill thousands not hundreds. The horror of a regime that enables this sickness. The broken body politic that votes in such malignancy.

03.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 9145 πŸ” 2425 πŸ’¬ 284 πŸ“Œ 106

As Kagan notes in her dissent, the Court opted not to hear the due process parental rights argument against bans on gender-affirming medical care in Skrmetti, basically setting up a regime where parents can force their trans children back into the closet but cannot help them out of it

03.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1752 πŸ” 617 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 13

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a β€œvictim” in the warrant.

02.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 11023 πŸ” 4668 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 267

Good.

02.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm

02.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

I keep thinking about how much time and effort it would take to get it normal. It’d have to be gutted.

02.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

01.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 4046 πŸ” 936 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
Death toll from elementary school attack in Iran rises to 85: Report
The number of people killed in a strike at an elementary girls’ school in Minab, in the southern province of Hormozgan, has now risen to 85, according to the semi-official Tasnim news agency.

The number could not be immediately verified.

Death toll from elementary school attack in Iran rises to 85: Report The number of people killed in a strike at an elementary girls’ school in Minab, in the southern province of Hormozgan, has now risen to 85, according to the semi-official Tasnim news agency. The number could not be immediately verified.

Your tax dollars at work

28.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 19