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Dr Paul M

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Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text.

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I find that irl people are much more polite to me. You are welcome to test that assumption at your leisure.

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loud pipes right next to you mean i don't go down under the bus you squeeze me against. Ive had people try to merge into my lane directly into me, and I don't want to use a get back whip

06.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because when you 'Sorry Mate I Didn't See You' to an EV, it's an insurance claim or at worst a write-off.

If it's a bike, its an injury, or at worst, a funeral.

Put the 'its all computer' down and go touch some grass. You're swearing at a stranger when you would be more polite in real life.

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

EVs have these fun things called roll cages. Happy to help.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok cager. Who said anything about waking you up? There's already noise abatement laws.

I feel that you've either read your Orwell but not understood it, or you're a shill for the people who make the cameras.

Either way, you're attacking people on the internet, so grab yourself a snack and a mute

06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine just lay next to me and then squabble for the warm patch when i get up

06.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loud pipes save lives.

A five year ban for using a mobile phone while driving would mean everyone was safer.

Oh, and btw, they'll use those 'acoustic cameras' to eavesdrop on conversations before the ink is dry

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Helicopter Over London: Tips on Flying the London Heli-Lanes | ICE Helicopters As a PPL holder, high up on the long list of things you can do in a helicopter that you can’t in a (single-engined) plane is flying over central London.

Those are the helilanes. They have to stay low due to the airport, and they have to stay over unpopulated areas in case they need to ditch

www.icehelicopters.com/places-to-go...

06.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada is doing war crimes already?

06.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5-6? They expanded the supreme court?

06.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The instructions for mine were in chinese. I know the Soup and Reheat functions as they are fairly obvious, but there's also Bread and Cake and I'm scared to try them.

06.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At that height you legally have to say he's 3 feet short

06.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The name Markwayne screams 'my parents wanted different names for me and have no idea how compromise works, so I don't either'.

06.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*invents spring-loaded Guillotine*

Hold still, rich boy, wouldn't want you to be in excruciating agony while the mechanism is rewound.

06.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem was given another role immediately so we couldn't say

"Kristi Noem has been placed on Gardening Leave"

06.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You do know where London is, don't you?

06.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The more they make the less i want to eat it

I never want to eat McDonald's. RIP Morgan.

06.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " i 'm not saying it was the aliens but it was the aliens " Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " i 'm not saying it was the aliens but it was the aliens "

Ordinary Rabbits sounds very suspicious, like saying ordinary human, and now we find out you can read and have a superiority complex...

06.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scavengers is gooood.

06.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kobo remains unaffected. Probably because they pay taxes and don't have lavish Venetian weddings.

06.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 15995 πŸ” 3255 πŸ’¬ 244 πŸ“Œ 168

@loulougirls.bsky.social every link you post is 403 forbidden: the Internet is throwing shade on your recipe ideas.

It knows what you did

06.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can if the potatoes are big and the meat is minced, because surface area/volume ratio

06.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does she get to keep the blanket?

06.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem just got canned

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be funny if McDonald's decamps to Venezuela

05.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking at this and i thought about the bosnian war in 92, the Ukraine invasion by Putin, and the us invasion of Venezuela, all places with Mcds at the time of conflict.

Interestingly, both bosnia and Russia no longer have maccas

05.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're double dipping the chips, but sensuously

05.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A menu from a restaurant called healthy burgers but they've not paid for proper graphic design and instead it says

Heal
Thy
Bur
Gers

A menu from a restaurant called healthy burgers but they've not paid for proper graphic design and instead it says Heal Thy Bur Gers

Seems appropriate here

05.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a back-handed compliment

05.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0