Me at my first rodeo: no I get it I’m just not into it
06.03.2026 21:45
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Friday jam session
06.03.2026 22:43
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) :
06.03.2026 22:54
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Some diggety lots of doubt
05.03.2026 04:51
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a piece of American cheese holding a line of Jack Links “jerky chew” to resemble a joint that’s going to be rolled up. there is a can of the Jack Links jerky chew next to it
blaze it
04.03.2026 18:21
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You're in the mood for cheese. Not to eat. Just to caress your face with.
04.03.2026 19:17
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boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog
04.03.2026 00:48
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pepperoni has never left me on read
04.03.2026 01:10
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By the time they accept how bad what they are doing to the environment is, it will be too late. It is so discouraging.
04.03.2026 02:58
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my wife in the living room just asked me in the kitchen how my quest for noise is going
04.03.2026 01:39
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That is awesome. I think.
04.03.2026 02:50
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I've been vulnerable before. Zero stars.
04.03.2026 02:23
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A "Say Anything" kind of love with a sprinkle of "Friday the 13th" to keep me on my toes. Throw in some "50 Shades of Grey" to annoy my neighbors. And a hint of "Mary Poppins" because I want to frolic and sing "Let's Go Fly a Kite."
04.03.2026 02:41
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Misery would be a good girls name.
03.03.2026 23:22
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What a wonderful accomplishment. Congrats.
03.03.2026 23:27
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*wife hands me divorce papers*
“I want a regime change”
02.03.2026 23:52
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Mary Katherine Gallagher, sniffing her fingers
“Accidentally” got a little fuel on my fingers at the pump
03.03.2026 19:38
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This is my alt. My main is real life.
03.03.2026 23:17
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wheres the depression that makes me funny and not just sad and curled up on my couch?
03.03.2026 16:59
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A tailor's dummy in a thrift store. It has various blonde dolls' heads at the top, and a choker made of smaller Barbie-type doll faces. There's a black crop-top overlaid with a breastplate made of small dolls' arms, with a larger doll's face - cut in half and upside down - over the nipples.
Below the bare midriff is a skirt made of dolls' legs, hung vertically in two rows. And more doll faces in the centre.
What I'll be wearing to the War Gala
03.03.2026 15:03
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can I go to sleep yet?
03.03.2026 01:22
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Celery is ribbed for no one’s pleasure.
02.03.2026 20:11
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Not now. My teenager is teaching me how to manage my money so I can buy her more stuff.
02.03.2026 20:40
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Sorry. I only like your cat.
02.03.2026 05:01
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sometimes you just have to take a step away from the news and focus on the fact that no one loves you
02.03.2026 03:53
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I now have this new app. Thank you. Can’t wait to annoy my family with my identifications.
02.03.2026 01:38
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Fuck yeah. Let’s get cunty.
02.03.2026 01:18
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post a pic you took no context to bring some Zen to the feed
01.03.2026 03:59
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If you try hard enough, every water fountain is a bidet.
27.02.2026 22:59
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May this be your greatest fake birthday yet! And many more!
27.02.2026 19:53
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