Tex Ramone

The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.

And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.

They're slavers.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

So weird how this keeps happening

noem's dog looking down from heaven

but hey no seriously: knowing Trump has a long, messy, and very public track record of doing this, why would you ever work for this man?

This is always how it ends: you carry out this guy’s orders, half the country ends up hating you, then he fires you by tweet and now the entire country hates you

Well we know damn sure from her tenure that she never actually read any Orwell

George Orwell would have hated your fucking guts, Kristi

I also have not stopped mentally pronouncing it that way

The first time I saw this guy’s name, I misread it and assumed he was not a white man and it was pronounced “mar-KWAN-ye” because I’m from Louisiana and that name is way more plausible than Markwayne

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

When Billy Ocean said “get out of my dreams, get into my car”, I felt that

I have definitely had this happen to me, in one case it graded someone else's assignment and gave me their grade

c'monnnnn C'MONNNNNN

jimi hendrix, war hero:

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

Does this put you in a good mood?

It does for me👌

Every billionaire is a policy failure

like at the end of the day, these are not great movies. Some of them aren’t even good movies

I love Star Wars and it is a huge part of my life. But I also recognize that it’s a silly little franchise about an intergalactic civil war with faster-than-light ships the size of small cities and monks with telekinesis and laser swords, and that war was won by making friends with some bears

Thom Tillis is threatening to use procedural moves to shut down every Senate committe he's involved in if Kristi Noem does not respond to his inquiry

This is something the Democrats could have done at any point during the last 14 months, but chose not to

you do NOT, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Anthropic

contest ad to win a red van with Styx LP art on the sides and a band logo on the hood. Allegedly worth $20,000

somewhere in the US in 1979, someone was driving around a Styx van they won from A&M records (Billboard, Feb '79)

When critics say ai is being forced upon us because these people miss slavery, that’s not hyperbolic. AI is being used to extract your labor for no compensation, without consent and apparently even death isn’t a reason to stop.

@wyattyhalpert They're giving He-Man pronouns @jondelarroz Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

They're giving He-Man pronouns

Fuck all the way off with this “politically polarizing” nonsense. It’s completely ineffective for cancer, this is a verifiable fact, just say that.

You know what coddling the feelings of the ivermectin crowd gets you? Nothing. They hate NPR and will continue to hate NPR. Tell the truth.

Just remember that we have money for this, we have money for illegal wars, we have money for secret police and concentration camp warehouses. We can put that money together overnight.

But we have no money for your healthcare subsidies, food assistance, universal basic income, universal pre-k, etc

can he stop calling it that

Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN I hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, Rashida and I don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace • 6h My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.

I personally would not say shit to Ilhan Omar when her blood sugar is almost certainly at an ebb