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@pretentiouswriter

Writer, Ph.D. candidate, undercover goth, cat staff. ADHD crafter. Why go outside when god gave us air conditioning? Opinions are my own.

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Just had a student tell me her food stamps got cut this week. Fuck you, Trump, fuck you, GOP, fuck you, everyone who voted for them.

28.10.2025 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All major conferences need a foot massage station.

27.03.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Flight attendant announcement: "Delta is on a mission to bring free wifi to every flight in America! That being said, there is no free wifi on this flight, but it is available for purchase..."
Way to go, #delta

26.03.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez	Marko	Elez, Marko	Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann	Kendall	Lindemann, Kendall M.	Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk	Elon	Musk, Elon R.	erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal	Nikhil	Rajpal, Nikhil	Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor	Austin	Raynor, Austin L.	Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley	Christopher	Stanley, Christopher A.	Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

Aimonetti Justin Aimonetti, Justin W. Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov Altik Jacob Altik, Jacob R. Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov Armstrong Anthony Armstrong, Anthony J. Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov Balajadia Jennifer Balajadia, Jennifer Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov Beynon Alexandra Beynon, Alexandra T. Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini Riccardo Biasini, Riccardo N. Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov Bobba Akash Bobba, Akash N. Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov Boizelle Ashley Boizelle, Ashley S. Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov Bryant Emily Bryant, Emily L. Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov Burnham James Burnham, James James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov Coristine Edward Coristine, Edward H. Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov Davis Steven Davis, Steven M. Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov Elez Marko Elez, Marko Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov Farritor Luke Farritor, Luke E. Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov Fox Joshua Fox, Joshua Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov Hanley Joshua Hanley, Joshua A. Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov Holmes Stephanie Holmes, Stephanie M. Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov Killian Gautier Killian, Gautier C. Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov Kmiec Keenan Kmiec, Keenan D. Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov Lahera Nicholas Lahera, Nicholas Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov Lindemann Kendall Lindemann, Kendall M. Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov Musk Elon Musk, Elon R. erm71@who.eop.gov Peters Noah Peters, Noah Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov Rajpal Nikhil Rajpal, Nikhil Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov Ramada Adam Ramada, Adam Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov Raynor Austin Raynor, Austin L. Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov Schutt Kyle Schutt, Kyle L. Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov Shaotran Ethan Shaotran, Ethan Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov Smith Brad Smith, Brad M. Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov Stanley Christopher Stanley, Christopher A. Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov Wick Jordan Wick, Jordan K. Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov Wiles Susan Wiles, Susan S. Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

06.03.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 33913 πŸ” 15279 πŸ’¬ 1159 πŸ“Œ 1611

FSU is scrubbing their websites of anything done by women, the queer community, or people of color.
These people are fucking cowards, and proof you cannot change the system from within.

06.03.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting harder and harder to tell if my random bouts of rage are caused by low blood sugar, Adderall crash, or just general righteous indignation at the current political hellscape.

06.03.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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June in Florida is awful, so Tally is having Pride in March! ✨Come out✨ to Cascades Park this Saturday and support queerdom (while we still can)!! πŸŒˆπŸ¦„πŸ’ŽπŸ’–

27.02.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just showed snippets of Last Unicorn to my student today!!

26.02.2025 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl in Target runs up to a dress, then recoils and makes an "ugh" sound. Her friend: "What was the front like?"
Girl: "just...not..successful."

20.02.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sick of emails where you have to go to their website and log in to see "iMpOrTaNt InFoRmAtIoN" about your account. Bitch just include that in the damn email!

19.02.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

@catsbetterthanmen.bsky.social

08.02.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In December my cat's meds were less than $4. Today they were $11. It's gonna be a mean 4 years...
#arewegreatyet

08.02.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Michael's and a screaming toddler stopped, mid-meltdown, to stare me dead in the eyes and grumble "go away," and, honestly, I get it.

08.02.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Email from FSU VP this morningβ€”keep working, even though you might not get paid! And no word of what they're doing about it.

06.02.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FUCK TRUMP

05.02.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be careful out there today. #50501

05.02.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"No communication was possible with him, not because he lied but because he was surrounded by the most reliable of all safeguards against the words and the presence of others, and hence against reality as such." -Hannah Arendt, Banality of Evil

05.02.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What he said was always the same, expressed in the same words. The longer one listened to him, the more obvious it became that his inability to speak was closely connected with an inability to think, namely, to think from the standpoint of somebody else.

05.02.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been reading a lot of Arendt lately, particularly Banality of Evil.

05.02.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

According to the article, Stewart was reminding viewers that Trump's actions took place within a democratic system that allowed him to commit these atrocities. Using "fascist" as a blanket term removes the significance of what Trump is doingβ€”a word over-used loses meaning.

02.02.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to photograph jewelry and my lightbox got taken over by a floof.

01.02.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you're in the middle of a zoom meeting and your cat knocks a bunch of shit off the counter and into your lap.

30.01.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But how are you supposed to freshly grind the beans like that? We need Doc Brown to whip something up.

29.01.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's why we should do some of it from home #shutdown315

25.01.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

ICE spotted in Tally around Gaines St and the Walmart on Tennessee. Stay safe, don't trust cops.

28.01.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First attempt at making a stuffed toy. The woman who sat with me during my TMS treatments has a dog named "Caboose," so I made a little thank you gift for her. It's a little wonky, but I'm pretty happy with it.

27.01.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally watching The Penguin, and there's a pretty cool nod to The Yellow Wallpaper.

24.01.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Best part of snow week: snuggly little kitties leaching your body heat while purring so hard they drool a little.

23.01.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently some students threw some snowballs at cops, and the police retaliated by shooting them with tear gas and non-lethal rounds. #tallahassee

22.01.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0