Elissa

I have been cursed (injured) by a witch (me) to only be able to sit bisexually because of my hubris (bruised tailbone)

in 2010 this would have been 252 10 minute videos instead

magnificent teal rainbow uwu

in dark souls 2 I've done the no dying challenge and the no using bonfires challenge but the hardest (and most fun) was crossbow only. the start was painful but by the end I was dual-wielding special crossbows that fire blasts of dark damage

I saw this post somewhere else maybe a week ago, they're not even the original author lol

There will never be a programmer joke better than this:

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

Of all the things you've told me about IQ, this is the most rattling

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

spongebob screaming at a fish saying "I FUCKING LOVE SEQUALS THAT REUSE ENGINES AND ASSETS FROM THEIR PREDECESSORS" "I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE GAMES THAT EXPLORE THE CREATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF A WORLD WITHIN AN EXISTING FRAMEWORK" With a bunch of pictures of games that did so

It doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect -an ADHD Proverb

the upside-down peas meme image but upside-down is this in Australia? wait WHY ARE THE PEAS RIGHTSIDE UP BUT THE REST UPSIDE DOWN?!?!?!??!?!

she doesn't know

I hate small talk. no more of this "how are you today?", it's time for large talk. "what's your greatest fear?" "dying alone, you?" "that none of my friends like having me around, I had another nightmare about it recently. would you like to sign up for our rewards program?"

dialog options from Vampire: the Masquerade - Reckoning of New York: "Eat shit.", "Piss off. Or yourself.", and "[Let him come.]"

the holy trinity

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

extremely good series of games

omg, general pepper from the star fox 64 ending going "whaaat?!", how many sound effects do you HAVE

There will never be better battle music than this

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

Wait until you learn about volcanic lightning and upper-atmosphere lightning, including ELVES

OMG THE HAIR

every time I saw the transition from hat to hair in the anime I got horribly vexed, seeing it in live action is an existential nightmare

I thought this had audio but it was just me hallucinating star fox sounds

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

wild berry pop tarts

solo jazz pattern

bring back this color palette

You could mix it up by using the inverse palette: solo jazz pattern

maybe it's cause I just woke up but this broke my brain. it's like if you handed a medieval peasant a tablet with a video playing on it

when you ask someone if they're gay, that's a queery

fake screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail. it has my cow sona off the the left pointing at a dull silhouette of power lines and buildings behind me. The background is all low-saturation grey green and brown. the text under reads: Check Out These Powerlines Highland Kall 1.2M views - 1 year ago

big fan of this genre of video ^^
(fake screenshot i drew yesterday)

posts you can hear