Just pour it in my lawn and light it.

$5 sent to my Venmo can help me make dreams come true largely my own which are modest dreams

The 3, 4, 5 seeds in the women’s SEC tourney are nationally ranked 4, 6, 7.

Leading to the fun fact that one of the QUARTERfinal matchups features two top 7 teams.

Game starts in 25 minutes.

Warrior needs food…badly

With all the investments they made in their club, I think this is gonna be Cleveland’s year.

Ah, the Cunningham-Hull Conundrum

Could be worse: they could have added a comma

Been off the news for a while…who we needlessly killin?

Salting them away, so to speak

I’m so sorry. That’s sucks.

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Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes.

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So, like, what happens if I get the loaded nachos just for myself?

I’m beginning to think Lauri Markkanen might not qualify for All-NBA

When I saw the Falcons were cutting him this was my immediate thought

Austin please! (And thank you)

I enjoy the fact that there are twenty different settings on my dryer but one of them is optimum

I hate WNBA management so much. If you think “we could give you better housing options” is a replacement for “we will give you fair money” come the fuck on

Hangs up, places another call, “it’s a pub night, fellas!”

Really don’t understand why no one is floating “you can’t pick in the lottery at all for either 3 or 4 consecutive years” (if you’d fall in the lottery, you just get the 15th pick)—they are floating every other effing idea and this one seems like it would work, at least on its face

I really don’t know why the NBA is focusing on the top 4 in consecutive rounds thing…that won’t do anything other than make the reward less great for tanking…you’d still want to tank for 5th 6th 7th pick

One of these days, I want to watch a show about a hard driving cop whose spouse is just totally cool with the work coming first and last minute cancellations.

Just get the call, smile and say, “well, more food for me.”

they say it’s box wine but it’s bag wine and you should embrace that

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

And so generous and empathetic to create Milly Alcock’s Meg and let her, by definition, outshine your own character

Uh. But, you know, just the first season.

But, seriously and sincerely, it’s incredible work.

A work of genius. Thank you.

Once more into the breach (I tried for a very long time to try to make a literary play on words with “breach” and just couldn’t find it—give me one of you’ve got it)

@timminchin.bsky.social I just want to thank you for Upright. It’s just a beautiful piece of art.

It’s a short TED talk, but a powerful one

He is, technically, Birch Evans Bayh the FOURTH

It’s not Adam and Stevie, it’s Adam and…

EVIE!!!!