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@bassplaysdave

Bass player and Jaguars fan. Not sure which is worse.

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rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 4726 πŸ” 825 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 145

I don’t think of it as β€œbreaking up with my girlfriend on International Women’s Day” I think of it as liberating her from the chains of cisheteropatriarchal social relations

09.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hold all my calls

06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 871 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 7
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Time to take a big sip of coffee and open my brokerage app

03.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To date this is the only episode of Twin Peaks my dad has ever seen cause I was at his house doing laundry when it first aired and I asked him if I could put it on. He turned to me like 30 mins in and said β€œI thought this was like a detective show”

03.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That said, I’m quietly the strongest I’ve ever been which is nice. Not really worrying too much about week-to-week progressive overload has allowed me to instead leap frog substantially after like eight weeks and some rest. I think I remember reading this was a Soviet training idea.

26.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have gained 20 lbs back from my lowest weight β€” currently sitting at 211 β€” but still retaining vascularity in my arms? I’d like to think this means I gained 20 lbs of muscle (lmao) but a nude look in the mirror discredits that theory

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could watch Love is Blind on 1.5x speed

23.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I try to picture Lin Manuel Miranda in my mind I just see Katt Williams

22.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Willie ColΓ³n & RubΓ©n Blades - PlΓ‘stico (Audio Oficial)
Willie ColΓ³n & RubΓ©n Blades - PlΓ‘stico (Audio Oficial) YouTube video by Fania Records

Anyway this song bangs I guess credit to Ruben Blades exclusively for the lyrical content

youtu.be/ssYs12sLAp4?...

21.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea Willie Colon was a right wing nut that’s honestly kinda crazy

21.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a human being have some self-respect and stop sounding like a cartoon character

17.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pet peeve is when someone has a goofy ass sneeze

17.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is honestly a really helpful reminder thank you πŸ§˜πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

17.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

16.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2629 πŸ” 1419 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 261

Just ripped about a dozen hairs out of my cowlick doing skullcrushers. Friendly fire mass casualty event in the battle against male pattern baldness.

17.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The spirals can get to the point that I’m like β€œdo I have any genuine, authentic likes and interests or is it all a facade in order to be perceived as the type of person who likes or talks about those things?”

17.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

10 yrs ago an organizer friend said he didn’t really care for my β€œonline persona” and that has stuck with me ever since nagging in the back of my mind lmao. Or like Karl Knausgard said about reading certain books not for their own sake but to be perceived as the type of person who reads those books

17.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? That’s at least probably a healthier framework to start from. I just get really into my head about any and all social media being inherently attention-seeking and get down on myself making value judgements about it hence the post, delete, post, delete cycle.

17.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly feel so seen it is scary lol

16.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.

13.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 652 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 155
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Exhibit A:

13.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I do shoulder press I wonder if George Costanza really could lift 100 lbs over his head

13.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw someone say β€œrest in power” James Van Der Beek

13.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone know who the fuck β€œLeonic Leonov” is yet lol

12.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So there were 108,000 layoffs and 130,000 new jobs added in January? I’m too lazy to look into this. Were the layoffs just specific to tech sector or are the jobs numbers fake or what’s going on?

11.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mind Playing Tricks? Scarface and/or Geto Boyz?

08.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at the gym smells like a literal skunk

07.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Works for Phillip Rivers too!

05.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the guy from the guinness world record for longest fingernails who had them coiled up in a bag was on tv a little too much ib my opinion. he was everywhere for a while with his nasty little pillowcase. i hated it

04.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0