title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face
wow it works
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title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face
wow it works
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.
Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy
Why a 10-year-old Tumblr post by @galaxykate.bsky.social is still the most important thing I've read about generating text
A strange forest, full of unsettling creatures
#procgen
The King is mad
A screenshot from Dragon Care Tarot, featuring a three card spread: five of swords, six of wands, and king of wands. The text reads, "The cosmos beckons you to shine bright and leave the rest to fate. Take comfort in survival itself: the future happens at its own pace."
I want tarot gays to find my game! We worked so hard on the reading procgen, I'm so proud of the ~ * grammar * ~
Ok, but have you had the yellow ones? The yellow ones have all the flavor, the pretty pink ones steal the spotlight.
Its like watching people yelling through really thick soundproof glass
There are at least three discourses on Bluesky today that I see only through people complaining about them.
I do a lot of blocking - if someone is Twitter-style rage posting, even in comment, I check their feed. If there’s no normal posts, I block them
Just blocking a few weirdos rebalances you!
For me the most useful writing in CS is Alvy Ray Smith's memos.
Straightforward and unapologetic, doesnt try to fluff out a book or convice a conference reviewer.
just "ok I thought about it and here's what graphics is"
alvyray.com/Memos/MemosC...
Other forms of writing try to convince you with examples, celebrity quotes, allegories, personal stories.
The memo is a form that does not apologize or convince.
It is the "Listen up fuckers" of writing.
"Concise helpful memo" is one of the best forms of writing and I will die on this hill*
* Sun Tzu: "a hill is a good place to try not to die"
Packet style!
(I’m anti-bowl for plastics reasons)
This is my molecular gastronomy.
Or Maxwells demon.
Colorful painting of a medieval pageantry parade, with flags waving and lots of people on horses and in colorful costumes.
Concept art for SLEEPING BEAUTY (1957) by Eyvind Earle.
#wardsmorguefile
It aint bad. There’s a texture difference, but the chicken flavour ads something.
So maybe we also need to ramen-flavour Kraft mac
My best success was deepfried bourbon -
soak blueberries in bourbon over a few nights,
dry them,
bread them in cornmeal batter
and deep fry
The blueberry makes a perfect buffer: long-term permeable for liquid transfer, short-term watertight during frying
Quatro cheese buldak instant noodles
Some are already living in the future, we can join them
We must
Discover how to deep fry a smoothie.
Kraft Mac is American Ramen
They should experiment with form factor and packaging in that direction
Yes! We have a lot of it in Denmark (famous for banning the two spiciest varieties)
Introducing ramen-speed to Italian style noodle dishes is inspired, though has mixed results (cheese works better than tomatoes)
Ok, but have you *met* February? It knows what it did.
Oooh, what is it in your language? I'm ordering seeds from across Europe, so my orders are very multilingual, and its really nice to hear everyones common garden terms
You've had a visit from "Right-Hands Roger", common garden cryptid
This is gonna cause the *weirdest* olympic doping scandal
GREAT SCOTT, a giant red tomatoe. Runner up: "Green Doctor" a small green varietal thats less good for yelling but can probably get you a weed prescription.
Raf Heirloom, a sinister black and red tomato. "Not very high, very strong". I dunno, he looks pretty high
Columbianum Wildform. A perky pink grape tomato
Rosella Magenta, high-yielding and reliable, just what you want in a maid in a sinister castle
*throws toilet paper at the screen*
hey fun fact
did you know that you can recast Rocky Horror with tomato varietals
