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@drjohnstondclinpsy

British immigrant in France since 2007. Dual nationality children. Clinical Psychologist (UK trained) in private practice. Migrated from X. Not bothered about follower count. Here for info & the occasional giggle.

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VibeCommand & Controlling, are we?

05.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
This image is a popular internet meme or a parody book cover created by a social media account named "@StoryOfMyLife" (or "@storyofmyfuckinglife" on Instagram). 
The account specializes in creating brutally honest and relatable book covers that humorously summarize common life experiences. 
Content: The "book" title, "Hypothetical Arguments I've Won in the Shower Vol 1 of 16," is a relatable joke about the common human tendency to mentally rehearse and "win" arguments or scenarios in one's head, often while doing mundane activities like showering.

This image is a popular internet meme or a parody book cover created by a social media account named "@StoryOfMyLife" (or "@storyofmyfuckinglife" on Instagram). The account specializes in creating brutally honest and relatable book covers that humorously summarize common life experiences. Content: The "book" title, "Hypothetical Arguments I've Won in the Shower Vol 1 of 16," is a relatable joke about the common human tendency to mentally rehearse and "win" arguments or scenarios in one's head, often while doing mundane activities like showering.

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02.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

What an a-hole! He doesn't want to make changes to the UK's "sexual economy." The changes he's proposing are to the *childraising* economy.

I'm all for supporting families, but pro-natalism arguments couched in that language almost always entail turning women into a subhuman breeder class.

24.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm probably going to be taking a social media break over the next few days.
The incident at the BAFTAs, and the resulting ableism online has honestly triggered me with feelings I haven't felt in years.
I'm autistic, and one of the things I have is intrusive thoughts.

23.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13
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Breaking News...

23.02.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 647 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Multiplayer' is the key word here.

21.02.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve found it, I’ve found the worst take

20.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2364 πŸ” 403 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 51

Get a backbone UK! FFS The USA is not an ally.

19.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😁😁😁

18.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 11960 πŸ” 3430 πŸ’¬ 418 πŸ“Œ 197
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What? Sorry? Pardon?

Only if you are as dumb as a brick.

18.02.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6
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Survival rewrites you.

17.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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I never thought I’d see the day.

Americans being told by the rest of the world to fight for our own democracy.

We should never have gotten here.

Keep resisting. ✊🏽

#SheShed #Voices4Victory

17.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 2041 πŸ” 1181 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 100
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Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.

17.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 12656 πŸ” 2162 πŸ’¬ 1565 πŸ“Œ 441
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Josh Johnson destroying Elon Musk for begging Epstein to come to the pedo island is the funniest shit I’ve seen this morning.

16.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 2108 πŸ” 701 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 30
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35904 πŸ” 16636 πŸ’¬ 1297 πŸ“Œ 2470

Sorry this was from 2025 - THIS year Ramadan starts 18/19 Feb.

17.02.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Read and share all over..he nails it

16.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 20152 πŸ” 8466 πŸ’¬ 429 πŸ“Œ 405

If you don’t want to read Agatha Christie together by candlelight whilst sharing tea and scones in a humble cottage in the Scottish Highlands during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re β€œopen to trying new things.”

15.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 558 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

"Electricians, par contre, are just wandering around teeth-sucking

The devis increases at each sharp intake of breath"

Lol..... I feel your pain!

16.02.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is why electrification means more energy security:

In 2024, ~81% of EU electricity came from locally sourced fuels (57% excluding nuclear). Just 19% relied on imported fossil fuels.

Fossil fuels are mostly imported.

Source @ember-energy.org

15.02.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1553 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 14
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It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

11.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9

In this wind? 😟

12.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GisΓ¨le Pelicot calls on victims to β€˜never have shame’ in her first TV interview Pelicot says shame is β€˜a double sentence’ and describes shock of seeing herself like β€˜a rag doll’ in police footage

What a powerful, courageous message.

β€œI said to myself that fighting against that on an individual level was also fighting for the collective. I said if I could do it, other people could too … My message of hope to all victims is never have shame.”

12.02.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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11.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1518 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 30

Who am I to judge Scottish politics but the idea that Scottish voters would just run towards Labour, immediately after a massive internal Labour drama brings down the Prime Minister, strikes me as …
odd.

09.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr.’s Picks for a Key Autism Panel Include Advocates for Bizarre Theories Among those Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recently named to a federal autism committee are people who tout dangerous treatments and say vaccine manufacturers are β€œpoisoning children.”

β€’ A doc sued for prescribing a debunked autism therapy
β€’ A man who says vaccines are β€œpoisoning children”
β€’ A woman boosting autism "treatments" using stem cells from rabbits

This is not a QAnon conference line-up, it is the people now guiding US autism research

www.wired.com/story/rfk-jr...

09.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 957 πŸ” 429 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 28
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05.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, quite. It's the biggest scandal of this administration, so far, probably. It's an average Tuesday under Johnson.

05.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1473 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 8