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James Harris

@fuelandox

Aspiring bon vivant.I work in rockets but this account is mostly about soccer and pinball curiosity. Huge Sounders FC fan, but I’m based in LA

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03.03.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, I’ve def noticed jalapeños being less spicy over the last like 4 years but just chalked it up to…idk random variation and a changing palette. Are you saying they intentionally farm a less spicy jalapeño?

03.03.2026 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just had a pretty vivid dream that the sounders has lost that game 9-1. The wheels fell off, they were dead legged by the end and the rsl kids were just taking the ball off their feet while they were building out and scoring goal after goal.

So now the actual result doesn’t seem so bad.

01.03.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Schmetz let’s change the vibes!

01.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Live shot from inside the var room ih1.redbubble.net/image.217971...

28.02.2026 21:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My basis of comparison is rocket operations but in terms of time sensitive communication and decision making this is clown shit. Really seems like they’re making it up as they go, and the VAR is just driving to his preferred outcome instead of implementing a well defined system.

28.02.2026 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re doing amazing work and being more and more recognized

24.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought you were joking? But the wrap up is really just a YouTube playlist of highlights? Amazing how much this league hates its fans. Just gonna use a screen reader to listen to Doyle’s column instead

23.02.2026 04:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol. I’d love to see it but the euro snobs heads would explode

23.02.2026 04:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

23.02.2026 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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23.02.2026 04:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paulie wants to play some soccer!

23.02.2026 03:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok. Let’s hope we get to see some soccer in this half.

23.02.2026 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God fucking damnit. How many are we gonna lose tonight?

23.02.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol they’re falling off.

23.02.2026 03:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A morris injury and completely insane reffing. It’s sounders season baby

23.02.2026 02:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like is it being your kid to work day and this guys dad is the real ref?

23.02.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has this guy ever refereed a soccer game before?

23.02.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nonsense

23.02.2026 02:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is var looking at? Cmon

23.02.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t believe morris is off within 10m, but very glad to see rothrock is picking up right where he left off. Increase in pay hasn’t led to any reduction in dawg

23.02.2026 02:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who could have foreseen trying to get the same number of people though in 2/3 of the time would lead to longer lines?

23.02.2026 02:19 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe to cap it off dayne st Clair could trip ona banana peel?

22.02.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Successful Dayne St. Clair hate watch.

22.02.2026 04:22 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Dc United signed an official kabob partner. Yet another dimension on which the sounders are falling behind the rest of the league!

20.02.2026 03:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe they should try featuring one of the hundreds of other competitions? Instead of all Corey all the time? Or, if they’re gonna show it 24/7, maybe that could show the overall standings so there’s some sense of stakes instead of just endless contextless seeeping?

19.02.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

…how did you learn this?

18.02.2026 05:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really wild that we’ll be starting this season without obed, Josh atencio, Danny leyva and RBW. Where’d all my kids go? Who’s left from the time that 4 kids in a trenchcoat plus Raul beat Austin?

16.02.2026 05:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m really just having a hard time wrapping my head around this RBW move unless they’ve got a left back they’re sure they can bring in, or we’re basically not gonna run 4 in the back much at all this season.

16.02.2026 04:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My first thought is I’d be bummed to see rothrock do significant time at left back, but if that means we get rothrock and Pedro on the field together later this season… I guess I’d like to see what that looks like.

16.02.2026 04:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0