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@aslightshimmy

Your hottest block. Soup lover. Ancient astronaut theorists say yes. Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4 $ASlightShimmy

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Latest posts by Shimmy @aslightshimmy

Stop raising mean kids.

05.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The witches with the cards. They know shit.

05.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remodels do be like that sometimes. πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My basement has been under construction for the past month. Today is the last day before we get to move everything back in. Excited to have my office back!

02.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Before the nukes drop, just to be crystal clear, I would not be panic-sleeping with any of you.

01.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

me judging the starter pokemon when i haven't played a new game since sun & moon

28.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

unclench my jaw so all of my teeth can fall out no thank you

01.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the memes I share are the real me

01.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I respect your opinion on the matter. πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

01.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single man on Love is Blind s10 is a fuckboy.

28.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m manifesting a landscaper into my life.

28.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fish n chips with tartar sauce and malt vinegar.

28.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The nicest way possible.

28.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck?

28.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck anyone that makes you doubt yourself.

28.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

the book has begun.

27.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

help, i’m alive

28.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Idk if it’s a forever change. But currently it’s needed and it feels pretty good.

28.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

of all the motives i think my favorite is ulterior

26.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been a stoner since college. For the first time since, I’m truly sober. It feels good. Survival mode comes in many forms.

26.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss! We love iiiit. 😍

26.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Distance shows so much. It forces you to face hard things. Clarity comes at a cost.

26.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My brain has two speeds: saying everything I’ve ever thought with stunning clarity or forgetting basic vocabulary halfway through a sentence.

24.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Right?

23.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0