sputtering engine

An important part of being delicate is to avoid being hit by lasers, beams, or concussive projectiles.

Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

Lots of good women fanart today

void wanderer

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

i think i need to soak up as much love & sincerity as possible. and then fire some sort of powerful beam

What was your biggest impact on the
internet? I'll go first.
I'm the fucking Yoobala Boobala cat.

[PANEL 1] a Blue Wizard points at the armored Lord Blasphemous, who has risen from his throne into an awesome battle pose with his two axes Wizard: LORD BLASPHEMOUS! MANY MOONS AGO, YOU STRUCK DOWN MY FATHER - JUST A SIMPLE FARMER! Lord Blasphemous: bro. it's kind of crazy but i remember that guy [PANEL 2] the Wizard and Lord Blasphemous bump fists Wizard: dude THANK you Lord Blasphemous: for real? Wizard: yeah that guy was dogshit Lord Blasphemous: oh no way

The damn daniel siren is going off and everyone's phones are buzzing loudly due to a pingas alert

ourselves a self

ragebaiting my fat wolfos

mario odyssey so good when you ain’t got a 4 hour essay in ya ear saying half of it’s pointless

relationship of 4 years ended this week. it's been rough but we've been there for each other, & i'm hopeful about my life going forward + learning more about what being me means

Maybe there allgeric to tagoballs maybe there ageric to gagobears *Maybe they are allergic to taco bell

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Huge boobs on my timeline brother TM

NUCLEAR BLEP ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

i love the tennis racket banners over her bed. she's horribly ill but it's a tennis game so she has to be in the Tennis Hospital.

"fuck it, peggle make phone call" is one of the most seminal posts of our generation. sometimes if an opportunity presents itself, or you're on the fence about doing something, you just have to let peggle make phone call. who gives a shit anymore.

just made up a guy in my mind that refuses to update from blender 2.78. then i killed him with swords

the music in every mario movie trailer is just this

The Tangy Mustard shoulder parrot cosmetic for Demoman in TF2 is gonna go crazy

Oregano feet. Unbelievable

3 days of the "resend verification email button" broken and i can finally post