the rachel maddow you got on wish

Deepseek seems intelligent but it tips its hand when it estimates how likely Andrew Lloyd Webber is to slay at karaoke.

True Lies is an underappreciated movie.

"Sabrina Carpenter and the Shawshank Redemption" (remake idea)

We need to replace all the porn in the men's training data with dirty romance novels.

Trees are like the Earth's fur. 🤔

Has anyone checked whether Sam Altman is hallucinating? Maybe we can ask him to review the context, reconsider the logic, discard previous response, and regenerate a new decision?

Do the kids these days know about defragging?

A screenshot from the video game Valheim with a cute, smiling pet rock saying "Fear not death, for the hour of your doom is set, and no man can escape it"

wow okay valheim pet rock

a screenshot from a meeting transcript. at 2:57 PM, Catherine said, "Not a Pandora's can of worms I can open today."

thank u for immortalizing this, meeting transcript

He won the big sportsball, he got all the money. Isn't he now owed a happy ending with the woman of his choice?

No he's not.

White Men Can't Jump is a perfect movie #changemymind

Gloria tells Billy she's going to leave him if he gambles with her money. And he gambles with her money and he wins! He wins the whole sportsball!

And she left.

As a kid I didn't understand:

(1/2)

The vet, selling me an $80 bag of prescription dog food: "I hope this helps."

Me: "I don't" 🤑

A picture of Bernie Sanders captioned "I am once again asking you to commit elder abuse"

Two part meme. Top panel has Bojack horseman sitting on the deck of a yacht and js labeled "Calculon's Pride". Second panel back out to show a semi truck hauling the yacht down the freeway, captioned "Calculon's Talent"

A picture of Saoirse Ronan captioned "Saoirse, Saoirse, Saoirse!"

Memes that mean nothing to anyone but me and my brother

My girlfriend is Latina and one time my basement flooded and she brought her shop vac over to help me clean it up and when I told my neighbor about it the neighbor said "aww that's so sweet she's your wet vac hero!" And I almost punched her in the jaw.

Partner at 2am: why are you still awake?

Me who ate two caffeine-infused weed gummies at midnight: iono ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The breaststroke just seems like a very inefficient way of swimming and I don't know why more people don't talk about it.

Some of you LLMs have AO3 in your training data and it shows.

Let your freak flag fly. But like at half mast, we don't need to see all that.

You ever think about how your parents would say "life isn't fair" when you said something wasn't fair as a child and how that was early training to be complacent in the face of injustice?

Me: Can you recreate the painting of Ophelia floating in the pond but instead of holding flowers she's holding a white flag that says "waiting on the sweet embrace of death" in red letters?

ChatGPT: what

Me: what

Life pro tip buy a $5 jade plant at Walmart now so when you die you become the legendary aunt or uncle some future generation inherited their giant mature jade tree from.

An image of a car stereo playing the karaoke version of All I Want for Christmas Is You

Oops time to update the karaoke practice playlist

Two dogs are cuddling together, a large red brindle dog and a small white and fawn dog.

Pupdate

I have been estranged from my father for a year this month.

I hope his gun collection, whose rights he voted for over my human rights three times, brought him comfort and joy this holiday season.

Me at work today

"And in conclusion, this Copilot prompt will really help you knock out some of your admin stuff."

"I drained all the water out of Lake Michigan to cool a data center to test this prompt."

"You guys'll never guess what we found when we drained Lake Michigan."

Two dogs sit together in a red armchair

1. My big dog loves my small dog
2. But my small dog hates my big dog
3. BUT my small dog has just discovered that my big dog is ✨warm✨

Album cover of The Cranberries "Everyone Else Is Doing It So Why Can't We?"

Album cover of The Cranberries "No Need to Argue"

People posting the best albums of the 1990s are sleeping on these greats.

Doctors shouldn't be able to tell you "it's just your period" and then charge your insurance company like how is that not insurance fraud?

I was just at the grocery store and 9 out of 10 people I saw were men getting one item.

It's me, I'm Christmas Eve grocery store husband picking up the one thing my wifey forgot.

Songs that feel like they came out at least 20 years earlier than they did

"Maria" by Blondie
"Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
"Kokomo" by the Beach Boys
"Friday I'm In Love" by the Cure