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Feeding an unsuspecting white person msg and telling them the secret ingredient is love

Stair climbers are so perverted but it's OK

Enough passing pleasantries and people will literally just break rules for you that's so awesome

I didnt understand when i was an under socialized youngshit how easy life becomes when you're a like-able person

Just learned you can see how people vote on insta polls and i'm truly sorry for all the times i've been honest

Scented trash bags are deeply inhuman . Might as well swallow a scentsy cube so you piss vanilla spice and shit ocean breeze

I would never let a hamburger help me. But that's just how i was raised

Whenever i see a casserole i get scared

My life changed when i got a pair of size 40 ecko jorts

A sovereign citizen fixed my washer yesterday

Gained like 25 pounds since moving back to the south. All that pie

Just bought my first car! Can't wait to take her for a spin 🛞

Baby boy i love how you hate

Sibling moved their 19 year old tiktok microceleb gf in with us now i am learning phrases you can only dream of

When the new wednesday album drops there will be a worldwide creaming and four Carolinians to blame

Need to move to a bigger city bc every gay person here is one degree removed from The Evil Ones

a sixty year old man works the corner a block from my apt like grey hair and wrinkles etc

i am hoping it is a coordinated workers action but i fear the worst

I iust saw this exact sign in mississippi no joke

any advice for people just getting into meth and vore?

Everyone in a kia soul thinks they're a dope ass hamster. But they're not

Fuck you boiled peanut men

Go fund me coke addiction

Mom used chat gpt to make a google survey for family vacation

Drinking beer. And a girl. Pretty freaky right?

May the fourth be with you guys

Hey do you wanna go smoke cigarettes at the gas station and explode

Worked for me