No one wants to cast a wish into a fountain anymore
12.03.2026 19:41
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No one wants to cast a wish into a fountain anymore
As a kid I was told by the women in my life how my body would change after pregnancy. Now sterilized, I realize now that no one really imparted on me how much my body would change *without experiencing pregnancy at all.* Like idk you tell me why I’m gaining weight in just my tits! I’m done caring!
If you knew how often I checked USPS website (I don’t fit the bill for most of their jobs bc I can’t drive. But I can learn 🤔)
Looking for a new job in the field of taking long walks around town while listening to music and eating fresh fruit all the time
Who wants to come over and play hand clapping games with me
Wowwwwww yall I love to sing so much!
The little miscreant
Earning the neighbor’s cat’s trust by slowly blinking at it through the windows of our respective homes that face each other. Btw the cat kinda looks like Peter Lorre
ICE bad and also, around half of people killed by police have a disability. Their final moments are usually spent in frantic terror trying to "comply" with commands before cops shoot. Not opening a door or answering a question fast enough in this country can be a death sentence.
A natural consequence of getting smacked in the head for a living
Having mental health sucks. What do you mean everything in my life is going well and I still would prefer to be dead
Great snowy night of VHS, just marathoned: Dick Tracy, 5 episodes of Rugrats, and The Fugitive.
Shawty 𝘪𝘴 like a melody in my head
Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when I was 12. My mom apologized for bringing me
Je suis la jeune fille 👉🏻👧🏻
Walking in the family room with my satiny sapphire blouse with the 3 foot shoulder-pads and big pastor-wife pearls: Yes that’s French they’re speaking, and no these children aren’t French…
we will keep hearing stories about right wingers abusing and kidnapping and killing pets. it's because a pet is a kind of child that can't speak, and a woman is a kind of child you can fuck, and a child is first and foremost your property. that's what they believe and demonstrate over and over.
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
Hey if you’re a survivor of SA, CSA or any sort of sexual violence and coercion and having a hard time this week I see you and I love you. I hate this for all of us.
Mayor Adams: Frankly, I beat the groundhog to death with a night stick because I was led to believe they're filled with jewels. Turns out, nothing but blood and guts in there. Just like our school system
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
Lump of cookie dough that I think resembles a dog’s head.
Zooted making cookie brownies and noticed this lump of dough looks like a dog’s head lmao
Da Cum Goblinz at it again
www.gofundme.com/f/help-sao-r...
If you have a little $$ to spare please consider donating to one of my neighbors devastated by one of several house fires in my area of Philadelphia. He is a little over 1k from his goal!!
