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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.

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I’m a woman so I’m always getting ripped off

06.03.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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If you need some cheering up I highly recommend listening to this album. “It’s Raining Men” isn’t even the best song on it.

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a paraprofessional comes by every few hours to take Claude out of class and play mancala him

06.03.2026 17:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 👍 2983 🔁 483 💬 60 📌 44

Is it synesthesia when I look at it and immediately hear distorted beats and samples from scratched records?

06.03.2026 16:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The tone of this pic they chose has a “real vibey just like you asked” quality that is making me lol

06.03.2026 16:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You mean our modern warplanes that are always flinging themselves off aircraft carriers?

06.03.2026 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dudes Rock

06.03.2026 15:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please hand over your ID and fillers to security before they escort you out of the building

06.03.2026 06:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bravo

06.03.2026 06:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
betoota advocate “iran just a couple more US strikes away from gender equality and secular universities” by wendell hussey

betoota advocate “iran just a couple more US strikes away from gender equality and secular universities” by wendell hussey

l m f a o

06.03.2026 03:32 👍 292 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 1

Nothing about this bothers me except dude looks like he could ash into the shrimp at any moment

06.03.2026 04:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsk... • 7s gross sex stuff

And then Garfield and Odie are looking up at it in a subsequent post

Invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsk... • 7s gross sex stuff And then Garfield and Odie are looking up at it in a subsequent post

06.03.2026 04:21 👍 734 🔁 85 💬 5 📌 1

seems like she found a lovely girlfriend at least, I doubt he’s not an asshole anymore

06.03.2026 00:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know polyamory is a perfectly fine, even often banal lifestyle but I’ve been seeing a mini glut of articles and advice columns where people are in miserable, icky situations and no one is like “hey, it’s not for everybody!”

06.03.2026 00:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Branch manager branching out

05.03.2026 22:09 👍 1222 🔁 321 💬 14 📌 25

get up and vibe with “seasons in the sun” by terry jacks

06.03.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

uggh this is is a conversation you have with a guy like 6 weeks before he dumps you

06.03.2026 00:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of those movies I tell my gen x boyfriend about and he’s like “what the fuck?”

05.03.2026 21:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smoking it outside is a fineable offense in most places already

05.03.2026 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Websters defines envoy as…

05.03.2026 20:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 20:01 👍 301 🔁 48 💬 10 📌 1

Also kind of a Country Bear Jamboree name

05.03.2026 19:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 19:37 👍 569 🔁 56 💬 25 📌 0

Markwayne Mullins is a Key and Peele East-West Bowl name

05.03.2026 19:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Markwayne is a pseudonym that comes from the word steamboat captains would traditionally call out when they needed a journalist bodyslammed down into the dregs of the Mississippi River.

05.03.2026 18:52 👍 113 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 989 🔁 66 💬 42 📌 5

Must’ve been on his way to Marnie’s Ranch

05.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is literally part of my job

05.03.2026 06:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AI George Washington has it/its pronouns apparently

05.03.2026 06:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0