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High school teacher, parent, Mets fan, New Yorker living in Somerville Mass. I used to be “with it” but then they changed what “it” was. He/his

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Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

17.02.2026 13:50 👍 1137 🔁 414 💬 25 📌 43

I think it’s bad that the major American Jewish organizations that claim to speak for the community have decided that college student protesters are a bigger danger to Jews than the actual US government supporting a German far-right that wants to stop Holocaust remembrance.

15.02.2026 15:49 👍 175 🔁 50 💬 7 📌 3
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/

29.01.2026 20:00 👍 2061 🔁 278 💬 70 📌 17
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After Donations, Trump Administration Revoked Rule Requiring More Nursing Home Staff

NEW: In August, the nursing home industry gave Trump's Super PAC $5M and had a private lunch with him at his golf course.

They asked him to repeal a rule that would have increased nursing home staffing.

Here's what happened next --> w/ @kenvogel.bsky.social:

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

27.01.2026 15:03 👍 690 🔁 307 💬 34 📌 22

Perhaps the most politically important thing about Zohran Mamdani is that it seems like he really, really likes New York and New Yorkers.

26.01.2026 02:46 👍 6521 🔁 305 💬 72 📌 13
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.

16.01.2026 01:34 👍 12063 🔁 2337 💬 167 📌 126
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Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats as there's 'no longer a moral option' A man has gone viral after training a murder of crows to swoop down and snatch MAGA hats from unsuspecting Trump supporters, documenting his months-long experiment

Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats after saying there's 'no longer a moral option'

15.01.2026 02:10 👍 1138 🔁 338 💬 54 📌 81

Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

29.12.2025 15:50 👍 4710 🔁 956 💬 69 📌 69

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

27.12.2025 17:13 👍 1636 🔁 335 💬 28 📌 29
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

25.12.2025 14:10 👍 3743 🔁 758 💬 371 📌 312

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

24.12.2025 20:28 👍 6293 🔁 1630 💬 59 📌 133

Fantastic piece.

18.12.2025 03:36 👍 3088 🔁 659 💬 51 📌 19
METS FAN
THERAPY CENTER

METS FAN THERAPY CENTER

16.08.2025 02:10 👍 145 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 5
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

26.11.2025 13:04 👍 56190 🔁 14906 💬 825 📌 1965
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Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

06.11.2025 19:27 👍 22946 🔁 5354 💬 1003 📌 1420
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 👍 29787 🔁 7836 💬 872 📌 506

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

02.11.2025 03:27 👍 5252 🔁 369 💬 191 📌 93
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

06.10.2024 02:24 👍 2838 🔁 612 💬 10 📌 25

Serving hamburger sliders so the toddler won’t be upset

29.10.2025 15:37 👍 87 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

27.10.2025 16:28 👍 12570 🔁 6927 💬 139 📌 372
Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
People

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results People

This is probably the funniest headline of the year.

28.10.2025 19:50 👍 2710 🔁 637 💬 66 📌 42
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

11.10.2025 23:19 👍 13801 🔁 3510 💬 108 📌 68

"In the 1950s, the targets were individual teachers—communists, progressives, liberals—and their left-wing unions. Now the target is the system itself."

14.09.2025 01:47 👍 265 🔁 98 💬 1 📌 0
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

08.09.2025 22:56 👍 31191 🔁 7830 💬 860 📌 1746

If there were a “Department of War” it would obviously be very very small when we aren’t at war, right?

04.09.2025 23:39 👍 7903 🔁 930 💬 516 📌 83

The Mets are promoting pitching prospect Jonah Tong, league sources tell The Athletic.

26.08.2025 19:44 👍 100 🔁 19 💬 7 📌 39

This is a fantastic response bsky.app/profile/eric...

26.08.2025 18:09 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

The man just referenced deep dish favorably while running for office in New York.

I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be fine.

09.08.2025 18:48 👍 82 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0
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Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged Hiring a plumber without vetting them across multiple Facebook community forums Starting a movie after 9 p.m. Texting without your glasses Eating a...

Sitting under the ceiling fan you installed after taking two gummies

Vacationing without your CPAP machine

Parking in a space reserved for shoppers with toddlers

03.08.2025 15:01 👍 88 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 4