miffy4boys

Personal disinterest story...

Hey. I'm your granddad. No really. No I am. No really... Ha ha. I'm just kidding. There is no afterlife. I'm just a bird you daft head...

Yes, easier to kill them all if they gather together in large groups. Got to keep the martyrs coming and insure another generation of radicalised youth to justify those defence contracts and back-handers...

I've seen Heathers. This was a horrid prank gone wrong...

Nixon's head in a jar aided by the body of Robot Agnew?

Bismillah!!

Even if it was only 3 streams and 1 download you can bet the modern version of Crapgame from Kelly's Heroes is on his reckoning machine in her basement somewhere running it up and saying thank you... I like to imagine it thus anyway.

I'd love an app for a toaster with a slider on it that actually worked and your toast came out the shade you chose (somewhere between the bottom of a digestive and coal)... My WiFi connected fridge (?) less useful...

That unsightly blemish on his neck is called his head.

Israel have said they will kill whoever it is anyway... I assume they're just going to work their way through all 92M of the possible candidates if the Americans keep giving them the bombs..

Really good targeting, you mean. Incompetent flying... It's the job of nation states to protect their airspace from unidentifiable military aircraft that suddenly appear during an unexpected conflict.

So the US illustrates it is quite happy now to attack shipping anywhere in the world.

Why would the Iranians think they were safe in international waters?They're not safe at school? Then again, US kids aren't safe in school either.

Or on Little Saint James

#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#fuckrepublicans

He shouldn't stand for it! Become all he was meant to be. Be an Ubermensch...! At least then he'd still be driving...

Harvey Pekar probably looked worse on the page... Most of the time 😂

Trump says he fears Iran’s next leader could be ‘as bad as the previous person’

We look at JD Vance and think the same...

Eenie, meenie - I don't know... That one...

That's a school*.

I said that one!

*nobody actually said that bit.

When politicians say "legitimate grievances must be listened to" what they mean is we just listen to those who agree with government policy...

Sick of people trying to prove that they can be all things to all people by being the worst version of themselves.

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

Ignore the woman behind the ink-stained curtain...!! OK, don't... Pay attention! She's giving away the goods. No not like my mom on a first date...

They cheated by appealing to the electorate. Appealing. Something you probably haven't been since... Shit, my sentence over-ran

The drone of snoring...

But why... Why isn't she barefoot and pregnant and shackled to the sink... Why... Wahhhhhhhhhhhh 😭 etc.

Thank you to the Greens for reminding people that there can be another way and proving that hate doesn't have to win. And this is from a lifelong Labour voter 🤣

BREAKING: The two-way race in Gorton and Denton between Labour and Reform has been won by... the Greens

Chilton Gaines - life goal.

At first I thought you meant like, a guest. Like, Barry is that new laser pistol? Can I try it? Sure Dave, just don't put on deep-fat-fry or it'll take out the whole goddam street hyuk hyuk hyuk...

One of my all my time top faves...

Must've seen it 100 times...

Uranus is icey...

There. Said it...