Matt Parrish

If they hurt themselves, it would be the funniest injury in NBA history

Our generation created super intelligent God machines doing division in the little doghouse, why did they need to change it up

And it’s on CBS! There was a time when you just knew all the shows on CBS, even if you never watched them.

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Their insurance co’s:

I was a summer associate in 05-06 and everyone was basically pouring champagne on each other 24/7

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

Ms. Kreisberger made a business decision here - credibility is a finite resource.

we do say that, yes

So they’re using our tax dollars to murder innocent civilians

Congratulations to Bam on scoring the most points in a NBA game that wasn’t played in a high school gym in Hershey Pennsylvania w/ no cameras

He doesn't sleep because he's zooted on Adderall 24/7

Lawyers don’t find much to debate about whether we’re at war.

Murder, She Wrote?

Or competent defending

This would break the league, they're too powerful.

Dude it's baseball, not boxing. You're basically about to play a game of keepaway with the guy, shake his hand.

I don’t think about him at all

You almost ran aground on moid

playoffs?? Playoffs?? PLAYOFFS???

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At least it’s an ethos, Dude

Dems have flipped the inherent turnout advantage, and Old Heads are having trouble readjusting their priors.

This sounds DEEPLY insecure

They really enjoy using the missiles we bought for them.

Well it *is* a traditional safe haven asset, so

Love they had to give Jason Isaacs fewer medals than Zhukov actually wore, because reality looked too much like farce.

THAT IS A LOT OF PERCENT

Surely not this guy

What is the last possible date when people will still think the original Ayatollah is alive. I’m going to say 2079.

This is 3 Birthright groups