Otis Elevators VEVO

ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕠 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤.

ℍ𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟.

Haha oh yeah I first happened upon your website… Christ maybe decades ago now? Wondering whatever happened to that Umiliphus person. Ever since I’ve been an infrequent bimshwel.com reader, enjoying the fact that I had no idea who the hell you were or why I was checking your page every month.

I would say that I thank you for introducing me to Moraff’s patent brand of insanity back during the Umiliphus days but I don’t think gratitude is the correct emotion here. That goddamn trash can just sort of occupies a permanent place in my brain now, just waiting in the wings for me to recall it.

Banned one again from the KONEmmunity for “trying to workshop a slur for people who like Mitsubishi elevators.” Gotta do something to dissuade the influx of “Johnny come lately”s who think, just because they saw a Diamond HS, that they’re hot shit. Hey Mitsies— fuck off to baby ‘vator fandom hell.

God bless our friend the elevator

about metal weed trimmer lines that are ill-informed and incredibly “not smart to conceptualize, own or use”

honestly they might not make un-gripeable trimmers anymore. i bought a modular EGO electric trimmer whose feed never works, and even if you soak the string prior to use it just kind of vaporizes if it grazes anything harder than talcum. every week i feel my grasp on reality slipping as i fantasize

also i enjoy your weed whacker content.

someone is reading this and empathizing with your situation.

as a total stranger who lost a brother to this sort of thing, i just want to say that this whole thing is a shit fucking bargain for you and all the anger, anxiety and guilt you wind up carrying because of it fucking sucks. this should never have fallen on your shoulders and, i dunno, just know

エレベーターでGO! - GOTY like 電車でGO! where you operate manual elevators in cargo warehouses, FAO Schwartz, Tiffany’s, etc. DLC for whacky and crossover themed Elevator Operator uniforms (imagine Raiden Shogun outfit! Possibilities are ENDLESS)

<<Patent pending if the USPTO ever responds to my emails>>

That said as someone who would obviously be best friends* with him (consult my May 16th thread with a link to my Elevator Compatibility Matrix) I do wish he would “do better” and increase his upload frequency.

*REMINDER: using the word “parasocial” in your reply will result in an immediate block.

Think I caught DieselDucy reusing footage in his latest ride. As a KONEmmunity Elder I understand the constant demands of content creation (him: beloved elevator videos, me: deftly getting every escalatorFans thread closed) and do not begrudge him this choice.

Basically thinking about what if there were an MCU but for elevators. Otis is Captain America, Mitsubishi would be Hulk, Schindler is probably Thor? ThyssenKrupp is specifically the Iron Man 3 version of the Mandarin before they tried to fix it or whatever. A disappointing total joke nobody likes.

i can give you directions to the wooded area with the sword my roommate left that i drove into the ground back in 2012

Man I still wish we’d gotten to see what happened with the Yoshi coins not respawning after this attempt

Want to eat that bread

Oh dip you gotta replace the filters on that Coway

Advertise your BkueSky account in 3 words:

ThyssenKrupp fucking sucks. Actually you know what, three words isn’t enough to express my utter disdain for this company. It started in 1992 when I distinctly recall riding a jerky elevator to visit my aunt in Paramus— it wasn’t a ThyssenKrupp but (1/247)

The gamer polymath…

Some kind of modular approach to the Fourtress, where boxes can be attached in two configurations (back-to-back, side-by-side) with a small handful of translucent colorways. Bonus if the lids can be removed and mixed as is the case with the current Fourtress!

Y̷̖͎͕͙̺͇̱̦̳͓̦͔̮̼̪͊̏̑ͅa̵̡̮̪̫͎͍̭̤̦̯̜̽̔̏͌͘ ̸̢̨͇̟̖͈̗̳̪̱͙̞͔̱̽͗͠h̴̛̯̲̪̽̃̈́̃͜͝à̶̡̖̫̲̠̪̯̞͇͖̰̼̹̟̯͐̏̍̅̊͠͝ ̶͙̦͉̳̠͕̱̓̈́̓͜h̶̤̙̟̯̓̑̒̈̋̈̃̐͛a̵̡̨̢̦̗̠͍̻̠̯͗́̀́̌̀̌̀̈́͐ͅ ̷̛̛̳̘̣̾͌̊̾́̈́̈̋́́́̑̕͘͝

I like to imagine that people wonder why I have VEVO in my username. The truth is, some time ago, I thought I would be able to curry a great deal of privilege on KONEmmunity by becoming an official distributor of DieselDucy’s Otis videos. This plan did not pan out, sadly, but I keep it in memoriam.

While I have certainly pigeonholed myself into being an elevator fandom account first and foremost, I also have other interests. For instance, I am engaged in a campaign of sending threats to the leadership of both Hapag-Lloyd and ✷MAERSK to dissuade them from pursuing the Gemini Cooperation Pact.

If it’s a Schindler (as I suspect most elevator-adjacents [a derogatory term I believe the KONEmmunity must adopt] as yourself believe to be “good”) you aren’t even pressing a button after their switch to capacitive touch interfaces in their latest batch of “releases” (more like droppings)

To those of you complaining that you are unable to access the KONEmmunity using NordVPN: That is my fault. Most commercial VPN IP endpoints have fallen to my attempts to evade my many and undeserved permabans. Hey mods— IPv6 support is just around the corner. “I can do this all day.” - Steve Rogers

Once again banned from the KONEmmunity for the crime of making actionable threats in the DMs of every poster in the EscalatorFans thread. As always the admins and mods fail to respect modern work ethic, as finding all 62 posters’ names and home addresses requires great work on my end.