the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!!

gang what does it mean if i got a kafka figurine and im just repeatedly touching her thigh and mumbling "shes so pretty" to myself

check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks

check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks

so that we know how to behave, as befitting our station.

and we can all imagine what that's like for a doll.

a doll mustn't concern itself with 'dignity'. it should do what it's told and not complain!

why not preytell

imagine being a doll and wanting to like, top or something. how embarrassing. trying to rut like a dog in heat but all you can manage is grinding a blank space against whatever surface you can find.

you– insolent– you are merely a guest!! you– hhgck. im only lowering my voice because i want to and not because she 'agrees that i should be more mindful'

IM??? MAKING THE DOLL LOOK BAD??? IMAGINE HOW I LOOK!! I HAVE DECORUM. GRACE. IT IS A TOY

CAN I PLEASE PUT THEM DOWN!!!!!! I HAVE SPREADSHEETS. EXHIBITS. BOOKS TO MANAGE. PLEASE.

"you must hold on to these gloves as if they were your own betrothed, if you're capable of imagining such a thing, and you must never let go of them without my permission."

YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she told me to hold on to her gloves and has made a point of reprimanding me whenever i go to put them down. not that i care i am in charge but she's very insistent and i have stuff i need to do that requires me to put the gloves down??

a doll could never hope to function without the will of someone better than her. thank god i have my own free will. i have to go ask the tall ojou-sama type doll what she wants me to do today now

for the record! i know far better than to put my delicates in any position where a doll could take advantage of me. the orchiectomy is unrelated.

frill & owner comic (from 2024)

little miss pinch point assisted orchiectomy has something she'd like to say about how fuckable your ball joints are looking

dollgirl paizuri or as i like to call it pinch point assisted orchiectomy

we have openings.

ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements

the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you

let a doll hit it from the back but she's totally smooth down there so honestly i just wanted it to embarrass herself by humping against me

the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you

so the good news we found the dolly the bad news is that ive decided you all look really cute all frozen up like this so the state of emergency will continue

OK EVERYBODY STOP. IF YOU ARE A GUEST PLEASE STAY PERFECTLY STILL. AN EXHIBIT HAS GONE MISSING AND THAT IS DANGEROUS FOR ALL OF US. THERE IS A DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY STILL.

ok!! im not fucking around anymore. im really gonna torture one of these things until it can understand what it means for a real person to hurt!!!

a doll just looked at me and asked me if it was capable of self-agency or if it was just a tool for me to enact my fantasies of a master/servant relationship on and i didnt have the heart to tell it neither you're just another exhibit about the beauty of inflicting pain upon something inhuman

i really do want to undress every doll i own but i can't help they're totally asking for it 💖💖💖💖💖💖

thats how it is!!

hhrk. hhhhg. (gritting my teeth so hard you can hear cracking) plastic dolls are cute too.