Spaniel!

I have seen the Severn Bore, and I do not remember it being quite this big…

Can I take this opportunity to recommend Welcome to Hell.

Very gay, joyously camp, and very funny.

That just invites the use of double negatives, giving her a totally free reign. A terrible idea.

Tassels.

Like a sweaty fursuit armpit.

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I have learnt something!

I honestly thought this post was a reference to the recent 99pi episode about the history and recent resurgence of the em dash.

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I still have one of these!

It’s getting better, but it’s still not good.

Have you experienced the vegan BabyBel?

You’re free to do it, but any recorded material would get caught by the legislation, which deems it to be an Obscene Publication of sorts.

I therefore propose a room party at CFz where everyone pretends to be related.

What feels particularly daft is that they can’t stop you from doing it, but they can legislate against documenting it.

That didn’t help at all.

Feeling sad.

An iconic Portishead album should help.

Your dick is looking a bit odd there, I’d contact a doctor.

While I respect your commitment to independent business, that is too rich for my blood!

I don’t quite understand Gail’s prices. I love a good sourdough, but who is paying these prices?!

Greggs is ultra processed and not actually that nice, but it’s cheap and I’m sad.

Are you enjoying it?

It has a few wonky moments, but it’s a great film.

Nope. Impossible.

Nothing.

Their biggest export is essentially cheese on toast with sausage on it.

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@footpad.bsky.social friend of yours?

For some reason?

You are a fucking badass, and I bloody love you for it.

Iconic.

You’re welcome.

I bet one of them is a fancy charcuterie board with bark on it, you bourgeois pigdog.

Love the idea, but I’d want it based on a good tower rather than this, which looks a bit like one of the weirdly proportioned postwar system towers near Edinburgh Uni.

I will doubtless be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Why does this exist?

Just put it between two chopping boards with a load of tins on top.