matt

i cannot be held responsible for my f*gg*t behavior when Kacey Musgraves starts her new era

I genuinely cannot get over him launching a war from his house in Palm Beach.

landlord sold my info so now I get spam emails & texts for flexible rent payments???

me and my Uncle Jeff Probst

I've been working in social media marketing for 11 years and each year I aim to spend less & less time online

pleeeeeease stop posting job listings that say "the higher your screen time, the better!"

the BAFTA discourse 😖

paul

mayor mamdani, you owe me three (3) kisses for that emergency alert

the only fitness this body will ever see

feeling incredible kinship with my fellow walkers who also ventured into Central Park during a snowstorm 🥰

the fact that there’s a nonzero chance we get less than 1 inch is so ???

baby’s first long walk in over a month

dare I say…… justice for Discord?

the amount of ads on Instagram now? illegal

gay restored haircut powers

Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."

noah kahan i love you

howwww are Juicy and Mia possibly related to Athena 🥸

hate hate hate Traitors being petty and ruining each other’s games on the way out

me 🤝 engaging with Heated Rivalry on the brand account

thank you!!

i was very warm & cozy in the office today

omg

got robbed and immediately texted my boss from another phone to tell her to change the brand's instagram password

making our strongest possible pitch to Greenland

great great great

the mint-colored glasses did numbers on Insta

scrolled back to 2016 on my Instagram and immediately deleted a post with saggy pants and Marco Marco briefs

snippet of my return to 5 days a week in the office