Home Brew City

If I'm watching a rerun it better be Star Trek or Leverage. NEXT!

@baldwin.senate.gov would never!

@pennylescroche.transtapir.games turned it from funny to iconic

Drunk dialing your reps and calling them a tool for even considering voter suppression, poll tax legislation like the SAVE Act is patriotic!
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I just called my rep Ron Johnson and told him to Venmo me $140 so my wife (different last name than her birth certificate) can get a passport to vote.

I literally just made that joke in a Discord

Marco Rubio in shoes, clearly 2 sizes too big. Shoes that were gifted by Trump and he will keep wearing.

Multiple people in the oval office wearing the same, oversized, clown shoes because they need to appease.

There will be no acting on the 25th amendment. His cabinet is walking around in the wrong sized shoes because they were gifted by Trump, and they will keep wearing them as their loyalty demands.

I'll be basic and say Dread because the tower is such a beautiful mechanic that builds tension both in and out of game.
I also love new World of Darkness (God Machine Chronicles) because of Breaking Points and how they mechanically losing humanity and how to RP it, offering exp for leaning into it.

If you're sending me an email about a tech conference and can't figure out a mail merge with the first line being "Hello {{First Name}}", I'm not sure I want to go to your talk on how to empower our CRM data.

Mines defective because it did not clear cut everything above the neckline

Horse a piece is a push where the stakes are doubled.

We could use bar dice as a system!
Need to figure out a way to measure a DC with 22 as almost guaranteed and 55 near impossible

Midwesterners, I know it's going to be close to 70 degrees this week, but it's still the beginning of March.
DON'T PUT YOUR SNOW GEAR AWAY YET!

It's a dog, happy and energetic. With zero idea what Daylight Savings is

This is one of my 3 hooligans that has no idea what we accomplished these last 6 months

Did we actually do it? Did we save the daylight?
I was worried there for a moment.

And a finger goes down on the monkey's paw

Reading Lord of the Rings to my 7 year old and we just got to the Prancing Pony. They asked if Strider was a black rider in disguise because why would he be hiding in the corner and starting at Frodo like that.
This is going great!

Every time my nails get a little long I think 'is today when I let my kids paint them?'
Ultimately I decide against it. Not for any macho reasons, mostly because I don't trust they will sit still long enough to finish. And I fear what trouble they'll get in knowing I don't have hands for 15 minutes.

Two glasses of margarita, very uneven. But apparently equitable

*second round at dinner*
Me: If you're getting more, I would also like a refill
Wife: I am, and I'll pour you an equitable portion
M: You mean equal, right?
she did not mean equal

I doubt I'm the first to think of this name, but I'm happy it came to me so quick.

Making a shared IT email address to store people sending their phishing reports, and I get to name it!
Calling it the Phish Tank

And Clocks. Actionable and visible consequences for failure far beyond "2d6 HP damage" that push the party further into the adventure

I dunno, but you look predy hazy write now.

"Did you know *hic* that the reason IPAs are like that is so they could survive the trip *hic* to India?"

AI researchers are cooked!
I just got drunk at a brewery and told people falsehoods that I believed to be true.

Be on the lookout for the new game from Gila using a d20!
VILE

So far our "no new wars" president has bombed
Somalia (over 110 bombs since Feb)
Iraq (March 13)
Yemen (March 15 through April)
Iran (June 22)
Fishing boats in international water (Sep 1 onward)
Syria (Dec 19)
Nigeria (Dec 25)
Venezuela (Jan 3 with boots on the ground)
And Iran again (Feb 28)

This plastic bag is what they came in and I'll use it until the dice fall out

TL;DR: get smart, dummy!

Yes, I do use scientific and hobby specific words in my videos.
Yes, it's needed because their meanings are important.
Yes, I do give in line definitions that can be figured out via context clues.
No, I will not stop using them outright because you are adults and should be able to figure it out.

I had too much fun replying to an anime pfp #howto make your own honey grain drink (aka braggot) in your own basement
#homebrew #mead #beer #homemade