Ben’s On It

I think I’d enjoy F1 more if the drivers were called “autojockeys”

highlight of my week

Be careful around staircases

Just because he “turned on” Trump doesn’t mean he’s not still a Russian asset.

I have this book and I tried that. At first I thought I did something wrong and got sick; but then three hours later my wife found me standing in the middle of the living room staring straight up. She told me I was going to be late for work. I could taste the sounds and colors of the subway. In 2006

Would love to know who to follow/support to see what comes of this!

Ok boomer

I wish - especially after he already listed them - someone would ask her to name all of the agencies that she is purported to be overseeing.

Indeed, death and destruction from this guy.

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Whatta maroon

Douchebags But Make It Art

So you’re saying that the neck and hand shit is just prologue to a continuous public decomposition?

Crazy how she sat through REPUBLICAN Sen Tillis’ blistering rebuke without so much as a peep but feels completely comfortable talking over every word a Democrat says.

John Barron

She’s barely deserving of a Waffle House waitress calling her “hon”

That’s… not how things work.

So, attempted bribery?

The glibness. The indifference. The carelessness. The utter lack of planning for a war against a country of 90M. The sickness of a man who acts on whim that will kill thousands not hundreds. The horror of a regime that enables this sickness. The broken body politic that votes in such malignancy.

Hey, maybe you should ask Howard Lutnick about this instead?

The only pairing of which I had posters hanging on my bedroom wall.

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Because is why

Better - it’s a magician!

Oh good. In that case, proceed!

I think it’s just the snow but it’s another GORD IT DONE afternoon

Hopefully there will be an enlightened discussion on whether or not it rains in Southern California.

Check these guys’ prediction market participation. You know, just in case.

It’s so much more work NOT to be civil. Like, you really need to be crazy dedicated to that shit, man.

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