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Ryan Niemiller

@cripplethreat8

Comedian. Third place America’s Got Talent season 14. Dad to a 2-year-old bully.

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XBOX LOSES MAJOR LEADERSHIP! | PHIL SPENCER IS OUT! | Podcast 572 Episode 100!
XBOX LOSES MAJOR LEADERSHIP! | PHIL SPENCER IS OUT! | Podcast 572 Episode 100! YouTube video by Marble Gallery

Video version now available! Again thanks to anyone who’s listened to these past 100 episodes! Thanks to @cripplethreat8.bsky.social for joining us! youtu.be/yQlNz-QbO0I?...

21.02.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

09.01.2026 05:07 👍 8317 🔁 3691 💬 75 📌 124

They’re making me wear a mask at this hospital. Ugh! I can’t breathe. I can’t function at all. The only thing I feel I could still do is be an ICE agent.

08.01.2026 18:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not everyone will like all of these, but rarely do these drops involve all bangers.

26.11.2025 04:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always make this decision on mascot battles based on home field advantage. Since it’s in Indy, the dolphins is screwed.

07.09.2025 16:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dolphins by a million today.

07.09.2025 15:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TUCKER! #cubs

03.09.2025 00:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought an expensive hobby box of basketball cards tonight. If I don’t hit a Detlef Schrempf, may God have mercy on us all.

31.08.2025 09:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CLARAAAAAAAAAA!

30.08.2025 07:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I’m just going to turn this into a sports account but one where I just yell when someone does something cool.

30.08.2025 05:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I think you should. Steve and I go way back. He’s a great live show and one of my best friends. It’s worth the drive, IMO.

20.07.2025 01:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My son insisted on sleeping with a box of cupcake mix last night. I hope he stays a little weirdo as long as possible.

17.05.2025 15:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s just say it’s a good thing I don’t have wrists.

10.05.2025 04:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did a real fun video on a buddy’s channel like a month ago. He does like trick shot stuff. I won a competition by launching a plate shot out style and popping a balloon. It was a dope shot. 80% of the comments are people telling me I’m a T-Rex and laughing at me.

10.05.2025 04:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Every time I think I’d like to get a project going, I remember that even if it caught on, it would just end up with hundreds of strangers calling me a fat T-Rex anyway.

09.05.2025 22:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There are people already lined up outside Target to put in a preorder for the Switch 2. I hope they get rained on. I want them to get their console but I want them to earn it.

23.04.2025 16:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn’t be so upset by rich celebrities going to space if we were leaving them there.

18.04.2025 19:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get back to the States after 16 days away tomorrow. I was going to kiss the ground when I landed, but I don’t want Katy Perry’s sloppy seconds.

15.04.2025 23:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I almost stepped on a monitor lizard today which I never thought is a sentence I’d say.

10.04.2025 15:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m out of the country right now. Gotta check my 401K next week when I get home. I assume it’s skyrocketing.

08.04.2025 11:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re going to find out!

01.04.2025 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m on the way to Japan. It sucks that I’m doing it today and no one believes me.

01.04.2025 18:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Easily the most annoying day for social media to exist.

01.04.2025 16:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My fitness goals are losing enough weight where I can poop on a plane.

23.03.2025 05:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in New York State for work. One close to my hotel.

21.03.2025 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hell, there’s a Chuck E. Cheese here.

20.03.2025 20:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

01.03.2025 15:32 👍 5498 🔁 998 💬 379 📌 114
Bobbo's World Interviews @CrippleThreat8 Ryan Niemiller. We talk wrestling, growing up, comedy etc.
Bobbo's World Interviews @CrippleThreat8 Ryan Niemiller. We talk wrestling, growing up, comedy etc. YouTube video by Bobbo's World

Bobbo's World Interviews comedian Ryan Niemiller . The @cripplethreat8.bsky.social We discuss Wrestling. @aewontv.bsky.social. He talks his time at AGT. youtu.be/oxckEJ9vZRM?... Go like, comment, share, subscribe.

22.02.2025 05:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor

21.02.2025 22:57 👍 532 🔁 47 💬 24 📌 1
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends Feb 18th, 6 PM PT

Available now on PC and consoles www.tombraider.com/products/gam...

14.02.2025 18:48 👍 813 🔁 1186 💬 25 📌 9