I’ve been out of the country for every wedding i might have been invited to, and the rest of my friends are spinsters or elderly, so. I’ve been to one non relative wedding. People just don’t think to invite me!
A fluffy black dog laying pensively on a flowered duvet
Got a new phone and the dog snuck downstairs bc he needed to be my first muse
Too much. And i include people’s fanfiction about politician wives being trapped and secretly against them in this
Working while sad is such a monumental bummer
You joke
Why are people stanning politicians, and acting like their fans, not their constituents? And why are others treating Sam Reich like their Internet mayor?
I think that maybe the way that… like, fandom has become all parts of life and not just the entertainment parts is leading to bad things. Like people treating complaints about minor Internet celebrities the same as those for their politicians
The children do not understand that i have the hearing of a small prey animal, and so keep trying things like leaving their friends on speaker upstairs after telling me they brought down their phone
I’m trying to figure that out😩 i only have three bereavement days
My arthritis is so bad that I’m basically in tears whenever i sit or hold things, and i just got word that i should get home as soon as possible to see my grandma 🫠
We’re certainly not producing anything of value
Maybe, my only hot take, but i like feeling hunger, and desire, and appetite. I don’t want to suppress what keeps me alive
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
Trying to navigate to my local Friends Meeting on the fly and getting in a ‘who’s on first’ routine with siri because she can’t comprehend Quakerism
My mom really tried
All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!
No one warns you as a formerly neglected child how to deal with friends who are in codependent relationships with their parents. Like what do you mean you can’t live further away from your family than across the street
This is my first war as a quaker and actually it hurts a lot more this way
Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.
Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago
www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...
I’m in so much pain, i think someone should hit me over the head with a looney toons hammer
I’ve decided to listen to they might be giants for the first time bc everyone keeps yapping on about them
From what I’ve seen, the most unrealistic part of the pitt seems to be how much the doctors wash their hands
I spend money so infrequently that any time i buy something over 100$ my bank freaks out
GET IT, FOXBOROUGH.
It’s not scary, it’s SAD
I can’t handle horror, which is why my only complete baldur’s gate 3 run is as the dark urge😌
Supremely funny to me that the podcasters with broadcast journalism DEGREES are the McElroys 💀💀💀
Should i buy a switch two just to play pokopia
In a Pokemon Pokotopia-inspired graphic, words say "starbucks is the biggest violator of labor law in modern history"
