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You're a bug now
Oh thank God, I'm free at last
Lol, lmao

Apparently 3I/ATLAS is an 80's university student

Counterpoint: it sends a crystal clear message what America's values are

This would have changed my life as a young undergrad sweating through my upper level Chaucer seminar. It's too late for me. Save yourselves!

They ain't falling for it. They're fully on board

Some kinda... Star Trek: Zephram Cochrane

This just in: Other governments exist, and they make contingency plans for highly foreseeable scenarios

The only team cool and secure enough to be tea coded would have been the late 80's Expos, in the days of Sergio Perez and his fabulous balloon ball

They live inside of my head

Come for the "clammy, low wattage sociopaths." Stay for the shocking photo reveal finale. Photojournalism at the peak of the form.

There is a malignant cancer in the US body politic, and it is showing no signs of going into remission. As long as America has enough low information "but muh eggs" voters, we're never more than 2 years from being right back in the fire. Re-electing Trump was all the proof I needed.

Never underestimate a good espresso machine

That was a great piece, Justin! I never quite got my head around the weirdness of the whole Bitcoin city thing, but I'm glad to see it shuffling out the back door

North Dakota punching suspiciously above weight category...

It won't be a merger. It will be an illegal occupation which will give rise to an insurgency the likes of which will bring both nations to ruin. We look like you, we sound like you, and we know your culture. Imagine Afghanistan but if it bordered the US.

No. The correct number is zero.

This makes me want to watch Love and Mercy again

Looks like you met your...Hannibal Lecturer

We need a new word for suicidal revisionism

Hey! It's filibuster guy!

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C'mon, get Brady

*admits with trepidation he'd succumb to his morbid curiosity and listen to that song*

Hell, I can explain it in detail, and I know I'll nevertheless be dead within the first month. And perhaps that's for the best.

Best I Can Do Is Lightly Nibble Around The Edges 2028!

That photo is perfect. The boy band on its "hitting the secondary casino circuit to pay for our 3rd divorces" reunion tour.

Sourcing on this claim would be lovely

And I mean this version: www.imdb.com/title/tt0317...

That dude needs to watch The Fog of War