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Standing firm on your principles…
until bath time. 🛁
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro. Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling. Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself? Green: Iaaah! Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling. Blue: I didn't mean to startle you. Green: It's okay.

Winning isn’t everything.
Convenient philosophy when you’re losing. 😅
#CalvinandHobbes #GameDay

Not to go boomer on main but I really miss when animated movies had voice actors in them and not "tv actor with a unique voice"

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

"Oh also we revealed a couple weeks ago that we're all part of a global pedophilia ring. We are not going to do anything with this new information. Please pay your taxes"

The current American economy like "Gas prices? Up. Tech prices? Up. Food prices? Oh buddy you better believe they're up too. Also weve funneled a trillion dollars into a tech nobody likes and we're burning 1 Billion a day on war. By the way have you considered developing a gambling habit."

I think our country sinks beneath the yoke:
It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash
Is added to her wounds.

That moment you realize the philosophy conversation just turned on you.
#CalvinandHobbes #Ouch

*squints*
Is that the Apprentice from KOTOR 2

When your emotional speech immediately turns into a cash request. 💰
#CalvinandHobbes #Priorities

I like video games when women

a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.

Ctrl for toggle
C for hold in extenuating circumstances

A lot of people need coping skills that aren't 4chan humor and drugs.

Three panel cartoon First panel: ape in a zoo is painting abstract shapes on a canvas Second panel: zoo visitors say “Aww, that’s cute.” The ape is within earshot. Third panel: ape is sitting in his art studio filled with abstract paintings and a large banana sculpture. The ape is depressed, sitting at his art desk, head in hands, with a cigarette and a lowball glass of whiskey.

This comic has stuck with me since I saw it a long while ago. Just amazing.

And of course I am. I'm a fucking average person in seas of millions. I'm not gonna be a groundbreaking performer or political thinker or leader of men. I'm probably gonna get cancer in a couple decades and die. And that's alright. I suck shit but at least I don't outsource my soul to tech

I have seen behind the curtains and gazed upon the truth of the abyss. Eyes were not needed nor could they have remained intact for the witnessing of such that is impossible to apply human words to.

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

La...sln...lasgi...nuh..sana...lagsoni..gsanya.....

Spegeghi cake...

Do you think he wants to be the pot or the kettle

Kids: bedtime is tyranny.
Parents: finally… silence. 😌
#CalvinandHobbes #Bedtime

A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

If you say “the Red Army defeated Hitler” every American within a 10 mile radius has their J Edgar Hoover chip activate and they immediately come to bust down your door and eat you alive

Trying to get the perfect photo of your friend like…
“Ok now look natural.” 😂
#CalvinandHobbes #ArtistLife

Computer. End program.

Kid inventions always make perfect sense… to the inventor. 😆
#CalvinandHobbes #Imagination

Give me back my MySpace glitter checkerboard backgrounds I'm begging

My desire for other people to have a good life, lived however they want to live it, is selfish. It'd make *my* life richer. It'd be neat if my taxes went to improving the minimum standard of living and preserving nature and art vs attacking my neighbors, friends, and strangers near and far.