@elodieunderglass.bsky.social Not quite #horriblethingswithlegs but...?

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Drawing Racehorses Based Only on Their Insane Names YouTube video by Drawfee Show

We're off to the races on today's horse-tastic Drawfee! youtu.be/CVjF34uohlw

Hat tip @cdrlogic.bsky.social oh my goodness!

A grouping of four centaurs. A young strawberry roan male centaur is sprawled on the ground with his tongue sticking out. that is Charlie and he cannot get up. standing to the left laughing at him is a brown chestnut girl centaur with blanket appaloosa spots, his sister ciara. kneeling at his side as if tempted to help, but not actually helping yet, with a faint smile is his twin brother Killie. on the right the youngest brother Colm, a chestnut centaur, looks noncommittal.

Breaking news: centaur's legs fell asleep. Situation unprecented. One down several injured (from laughing) - no but seriously what are centaurs even supposed to do about this. He can't stand up and you're laughing.

hello did you know you can pay me to draw things for you. here's how to do that.

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hello @elodieunderglass.bsky.social here is my fanart of your horrible tiny horse man he exists on this webbed sight also now I guess

Look at this! Thank you so much!

a medieval style drawing of a sainted, brown-skinned knight on horseback, stabbing a blue and white dragon with a long spear. the knight has a gold halo behind their head, and wears a suit of armor with a nonbinary flag tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse has trans flag tack. at the top and bottom of the drawing there is text in a gothic script reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.”there’s an ornate pale blue border around the outside, filled with pink and blue scrollwork and gold hearts with colorful flowers in them. there are some blank spaces to be filled later by little beasts. the background of the drawing and the horse are not yet colored in.

continues apace

"average ulaid warrior kills five of the connachta every year" factoid actually just statistical error. average ulaid kills no connachta, because of the curse. cú gheoirg, who guards the fords and kills over 10,000 connachta each day, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

Ah no Gallus, the star of many stories rests today. Goodbye Arwen 💖

No no @ragbonehair.bsky.social what if we bring it over? What if we create resilience across platforms with distributed #horriblethingswithlegs . The future could be so bright

"I thought that was my fault," said the boy.

"No," the hell horse said, "kindness is hard work, by real people, on purpose, always."

(this concludes me unpacking some kind of feelings through the vessel of Killie, a rather awful Boy, and his horrible rancid Horse From Hell.)

"you know there's no mechanism in the universe that just dispenses kindness, right?" asked the hell horse. "that's wrong," said the boy, "isn't kindness everywhere, like the weather?" "don't be so 🤬 stupid," said the horse, "that would make us the only people in the world who never get any weather." "I thought that was my fault," said the boy. "No," the hell horse said, "kindness is hard work, by real people, on purpose, always."

"you know there's no mechanism in the universe that just dispenses kindness, right?" asked the hell horse.

"that's wrong," said the boy, "isn't kindness everywhere, like the weather?"
"don't be so 🤬 stupid," said the horse, "that would make us the only people in the world who never get any weather"

the little boy is sitting on the chestnut racehorse. "and what if I open up to others, and show them my true self?" the boy asked. "people will hate you instantly," said the hell horse, "because you are weird and annoying." "I won't do that, then," said the boy. "No, you should," said the hell horse. "Don't you know that they hate you already?"

"and what if I open up to others, and show them my true self?" the boy asked.

"people will hate you instantly," said the hell horse, "because you are weird and annoying."

"I won't do that, then," said the boy.

"No, you should," said the hell horse. "Don't you know that they hate you already?"

image of O Holy Thunder, a fictional liver chestnut racehorse, lying down in front of a view. Killie, a small redheaded boy, sits on his back. "Nothing beats violence," said the hell horse. "That's why it's so effective." "Can violence be stopped, though?" asked the boy. "sure," said the hell horse. "by stopping it."

"Nothing beats violence," said the hell horse. "That's why it's so effective."

"Can violence be stopped, though?" asked the boy.

"sure," said the hell horse. "by stopping it."

scratchy image of a boy kneeling as he speaks to a rancid horse. "Sometimes I feel like forgiveness and patience belong to everyone but me," said the boy. "of course you fucking do," said the hell horse, "you're weird and queer and not STUPID. of course you notice that." "what should I do, then?" "beat them," said the hell horse.

"Sometimes I feel like forgiveness and patience belong to everyone but me," said the boy.

"of course you fucking do," said the hell horse, "you're weird and queer and not STUPID. of course you notice that."

"what should I do, then?"

"beat them," said the hell horse.

an image in the style of Charlie Mackesy, depicting a dark-coloured horse and a small boy with red hair. "And what have you learned?" said the hellhorse. "that nobody is coming to rescue me," said the boy. "well, fuck that shit," said the hell horse, "Go on the attack."

"And what have you learned?" said the hell horse.

"that nobody is coming to rescue me," said the boy.

"well, fuck that shit," said the hell horse, "Go on the attack."

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I feel I should have a courtyard.

Would

You get me.

So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!

You too! I hope you’re well!

Image of a comic drawing of a man in jockey silks and a mean-looking racehorse glowering at each other.

my better self @ my impulses

A scrungly small gaunt man in a black polo-neck equestrian underlayer, wincing in pain.

An unattractive red-haired man looking up poisonously.

A comic drawing of a man glowering at a stray animal indicated as a small indeterminate filthy cloud. He’s saying “the hell is that.”

Comic of a gaunt red-haired man in an equestrian underlayer pinching the bridge of his nose and saying “the FUCK are they on about”

I have been drawing Killie the Jockey OC a lot lately, and as a result my camera roll is inadvertently full of reaction images www.tumblr.com/elodieunderg...

Wednesday #LunchHourBirdReport
4 pigeons
2 magpies (for joy) (I am beginning to know their call)
at least 6 crows (a murder!)
a great tit
a blue tit
possibly a chaffinch