Jared

next we’ll have category is “change your costume change it around”

first we had “not today satin!” and I thought okay cute love the reference… now same season we’re referencing “Party!” ooooo drag race you’re in trouble

you’ve never heard of Lower Slower Delaware

LSD

will prob end up elsewhere it’s fiiiine

didn’t even bother with HMD pride tickets. it is march 6th.

yes I forgot 🆗

you at the airport

they calling bears that use C-PAP machines C-PAPis

raven isn’t on fashion photo ruview this week because the category is beige and she doesn’t understand that color

clogged artery boots

you jinxed me 😞

ok

sorry manhattan is closed like!??!,

what am i supposed to do with this

“Hello. Accidents can happen when you stand too close to the platform edge. We want you to be safe, so please stand away from the yellow strip.”

I mean whatever you say 5 train

texas politics scare me

lisa rinna ate more of that sonic burger than the ceo of mcdonald’s did of his own product

Bernie!! i’m so sad! we need you back!

*sighs* the announcements used to be done by bernie wagenblast, the same person who does the countdown arrivals for the numbered lines on the platforms

good aftergoon

pls I need the most chaotic drag race only version of the traitors

then yes it’s just your pu$$y

is this the 4?

public records about public transit you can just ask me

the bronx is the only place in the universe where a toyota sienna has its muffler cut

I did not realize how beautiful it is out

wanna recover from some more? 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

i’d rather be DEAD in the outer boros than alive in manhattan