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panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

09.03.2026 20:45 👍 2569 🔁 780 💬 16 📌 1

Eating a sandwich with my a non-dominant hand I feel like I'm in a petting zoo

09.03.2026 18:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Game I was moderately excited for execeded expectation

09.03.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

missouri loves to copy off the fashy stuff that the other shitty states are doing we can’t even come up with our own stupid cruelty

06.03.2026 01:28 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Confession I haven’t actually been keeping that thang on me

06.03.2026 17:00 👍 120 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 1
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Reading manga on da computer

04.03.2026 17:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Imagine this fantasy”

03.03.2026 02:25 👍 880 🔁 107 💬 55 📌 6
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 👍 12137 🔁 2177 💬 108 📌 22
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 👍 13789 🔁 3339 💬 111 📌 70
a 3d stylized piece of a girl running with a large bubble wand, accompanied by a horse, a dog, and a cat, in a sunny field.

a 3d stylized piece of a girl running with a large bubble wand, accompanied by a horse, a dog, and a cat, in a sunny field.

joy and whimsy

25.02.2026 23:13 👍 6524 🔁 1544 💬 23 📌 3
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MICA Project ​ No matter where you are from, we're glad you're our n eighbor.

if you like my low effort posting you’ll LOVE giving some money to this org serving our immigrant neighbors in stl
www.mica-project.org

26.02.2026 20:56 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

just a reminder that we do still need to string this guy up like mussolini

26.02.2026 14:57 👍 412 🔁 216 💬 1 📌 1

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

25.02.2026 04:00 👍 780 🔁 114 💬 1 📌 0
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25.02.2026 02:53 👍 2178 🔁 493 💬 16 📌 17

gay nitzer ebb be like: CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM!
PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!

24.02.2026 18:42 👍 114 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 1

This is false as no one in STL eats bagels

24.02.2026 18:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's important to have a one party control the executive and one control congress so nothing gets done other than them having to work together to fund cops, the gestapo and the military

24.02.2026 17:00 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"

AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

23.02.2026 23:49 👍 1389 🔁 182 💬 2 📌 0
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To Love a Dog (The Screening Pt.3)

23.02.2026 19:59 👍 937 🔁 71 💬 43 📌 12
a stylized 3d render of a wizard holding a staff with a light on the end. a large moth sits upon it.

a stylized 3d render of a wizard holding a staff with a light on the end. a large moth sits upon it.

🦋💡

23.02.2026 05:27 👍 3122 🔁 708 💬 16 📌 0

2 pizzas yet remain

24.02.2026 13:38 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a hot rod car is stopped next to a sidewalk. Two girls are passing by, and one says, “hey, nice car!” Panel 2: The guy replies, “thanks. It’s actually—“ and is cut off by the girl saying, “OMG!!” Panel 3: the hot rod guy watches as the group of girls surround another dude with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey is wearing an umbrella hat and eating a slice of cantaloupe.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a hot rod car is stopped next to a sidewalk. Two girls are passing by, and one says, “hey, nice car!” Panel 2: The guy replies, “thanks. It’s actually—“ and is cut off by the girl saying, “OMG!!” Panel 3: the hot rod guy watches as the group of girls surround another dude with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey is wearing an umbrella hat and eating a slice of cantaloupe.

24.02.2026 15:32 👍 2510 🔁 307 💬 20 📌 3

Calling a dude a bitch: kinda funny but you are sticking it to the "man

Calling a lady a bitch: hell forever

24.02.2026 15:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pray tell, slime

24.02.2026 07:05 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

22.02.2026 23:43 👍 7976 🔁 1193 💬 190 📌 199

they don't care and it doesnt matter

23.02.2026 11:15 👍 103 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Imagine getting a DUI on 9/11

24.02.2026 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here’s to 10 years of Moxxi Mayhem 💚

📸: @izqueerdo.bsky.social

12.02.2026 16:11 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

i like bondis performances because she is so clearly terrified and not good at it

12.02.2026 03:38 👍 836 🔁 37 💬 20 📌 2