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Elainey

@elaineymae

boring bisexual bitch too woke to function

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Imagine if Bernie won the 2016 election.

22.03.2025 11:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a mask is riding a stuffed horse in front of a sign that says no on it ALT: a woman wearing a mask is riding a stuffed horse in front of a sign that says no on it

Everyone getting excited about huge Democrat rallies 6 months too late & 3 years before there might be another election

22.03.2025 10:43 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not an introvert or an extrovert but a secret third thing where I draw my energy from listening to the same song a thousand times in a row until it means absolutely nothing to me anymore and I hate myself for it

17.02.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 1938 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 12
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19.02.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

why isn’t anybody doing fucking ANYTHING

19.02.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

18.02.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
18.02.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 3714 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

18.02.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 1564 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 4
The answer to everything #hopecore
The answer to everything #hopecore YouTube video by Pearlmania500

This is the best rant I’ve ever done. I don’t think I will ever top it:

youtube.com/shorts/DoE6R...

17.02.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5
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16.02.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 5564 πŸ” 936 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 26
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Knowledge is power…

16.02.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 34776 πŸ” 13117 πŸ’¬ 1001 πŸ“Œ 700
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You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.

Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

16.02.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 24120 πŸ” 4330 πŸ’¬ 1441 πŸ“Œ 404
Screenshot from Apple Maps, 
more zoomed in, showing β€œGulf of Mexico”

Screenshot from Apple Maps, more zoomed in, showing β€œGulf of Mexico”

Screenshot from Apple Maps, more zoomed out, shows β€œGulf of America”

Screenshot from Apple Maps, more zoomed out, shows β€œGulf of America”

some weird things going on with Apple Maps depending on how zoomed in you are….

16.02.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to not be sick anymore 😭

16.02.2025 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a hooded cloak is screaming with the words * cackle * written below him Alt: Emperor Palpatine cackling.

It’s hilarious watching people who had no issue with published Reylo fan fic suddenly draw the line at published Dramoine fan fic, because Draco was a β€œwizard nazi.”

Um, I hate to break it to you.

16.02.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jacob Wrestling the Angel, Italian School, 17th century, πŸ“Έ by @Photography514

16.02.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 2816 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 27

great googily moogily

15.02.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

15.02.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 42208 πŸ” 11515 πŸ’¬ 500 πŸ“Œ 316

I think I've hit upon a major reason I love Saquon Barkley so much and it's that not only does he embody pure excellence -- just Plato's form of athleticism, with all the creativity and play included in that -- BUT ALSO there's a complete absence of toxic masculinity.

15.02.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
a portrait of two women murdering man

a portrait of two women murdering man

trying to view positive content

14.02.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 5093 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 56

DID YOU KNOW?

New Orleans, Louisiana is called the β€œBig Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

14.02.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 3701 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 22

Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

12.02.2025 12:27 πŸ‘ 4102 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 20

It's cruel that I have to "do work" in order to "make a living" after the Eagles won the Super Bowl instead of just watching highlights for the rest of my life.

12.02.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection PHILADELPHIAβ€”With a hush falling over the city as millions choose to stay indoors and focus on taking deep, slow breaths, Philadelphia residents have been enjoying a quiet week of Super Bowl victory r...

Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection

12.02.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 4824 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 19

bread and circus

11.02.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still laughing at the array of skill players on the field who all got upstaged by the Eagles defensive line deciding it was ogre party time

10.02.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 2147 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 8

kansas city got a first down on their very first play last night! their next first down was in the third quarter

11.02.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 1096 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4
Emily Austin
@emilyraustin

We went from kneeling during the National
Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA
Flag colors!
We're so back
8:38 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Emily Austin @emilyraustin We went from kneeling during the National Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA Flag colors! We're so back 8:38 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

George
@BehizyTweets

A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag,
and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl.
Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay
attention to them again.
8:30 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

George @BehizyTweets A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag, and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl. Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay attention to them again. 8:30 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Omar Navarro 
@RealOmarNavarro

FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show
Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag
I LOVE THIS
8:42 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Omar Navarro @RealOmarNavarro FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag I LOVE THIS 8:42 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Svishtakrit 
@svishtakrit

We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US
Flag instead of disrespecting during half time...
pardon me if he said something offensive, but the
flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't
pay attention to lyrics...
8:37 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Svishtakrit @svishtakrit We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US Flag instead of disrespecting during half time... pardon me if he said something offensive, but the flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't pay attention to lyrics... 8:37 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

10.02.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 9725 πŸ” 1893 πŸ’¬ 321 πŸ“Œ 403

Kendrick is truly operating on another level from the rest of us. Like I enjoy him in general, but I also have to go read a write-up about all the layers I inevitably miss, which delights me.

10.02.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Jalen hurts

Jalen hurts

Jalen hurts

Jalen hurts

I’d let him butter my bread.

10.02.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3