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A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 6974 πŸ” 1989 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 138

a veces lo ΓΊnico que te pide el cuerpo es echarte tres horas leyendo toda la historia de la dinastΓ­a targaryen en la wikipedia

12.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOSTIA EL WORKBOOK (aΓΊn no he visto one battle after another ni sentimental value)

10.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

estoy configurando mi primerito linux desde cero mamΓ‘ estΓ‘s orgullosa

10.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mandra. Els fa mandra. MANDRA.

10.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
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10.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feliz dΓ­a de Lista de Mujeres que Hacen Cosas

08.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21884 πŸ” 6579 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 162

la version catalana es decir que parece lleida

07.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ara ja es pot: dutxeu-vos

07.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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watercolor from 2020

06.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Un alemΓ‘n clava unos papeles en una puerta hace cinco siglos y ahora tenemos esto.

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

Como persona ancianizada que soy, consumo mucho youtube. Y no sΓ© si estoy es vox popurrΓ­, pero por si acaso lo cuento.

MUCHO CUIDADO CON LAS APLICACIONES TIPO "New Pipe" QUE TE QUITAN LOS ANUNCIOS, TE DEJAN REPRODUCIR VÍDEOS EN 2º PLANO, DESCARGAR Y FUNCIONAN GENIAL.

MUCHO CUIDADO, REPITO.

05.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 10

previsiones del tiempo be like espero que disfrutarais de esos dΓ­as de sol porque se viene

03.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

necesito que confirmen de una vez que franchaela no son las protas de la s5 de bridgerton me estoy haciendo ILUSIONES

02.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

28.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 5152 πŸ” 819 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 86
25.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

juanillo no me hagas propaganda coΓ±o pasa a entrar en mi lΓ©xico habitual de forma inmediata

25.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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you: hulk l'idiot
me: hulk le professeur

24.02.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
25.02.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
A chicken walking on the beach the caption is:

If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

23.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 15019 πŸ” 5348 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 133
two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

22.02.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 9035 πŸ” 2689 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 162
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Lo d'ahir a Arc de Triomf.

22.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lo fΓ‘cil que es la vida a veces cuando tienes lo esencial (=dΓ­a de solecito, comilona y paseo con un mΓ­nimo de verde)

21.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nadie:
Heatcliff:

18.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

psoizada histΓ³rica

16.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow smiley face is crying with its mouth open . ALT: a yellow smiley face is crying with its mouth open .

siempre que hago yoga me siento genial y se me curan todos los dolores pero aun asΓ­ no hago yoga

14.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0