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@schiffles

Goofy, nerdy, homosexual, tattooed, stoner in CO May or may not have an alt Offering pictures of cats, travels and high thoughts SFW | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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In my defense! I’m STOHNED! Ugh tough crowd

13.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I missed Christine Baranski 😭

04.01.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need an all female movie starring:
1) Florence Pugh
2) Kate Winslet
3) Kathy bates
4) Helen hunt
5) Emily blunt
6) Jennifer Hudson
7) Sandra Bullock
8) Keke Palmer
9) Viola Davis
10) Helen Mirren

04.01.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A hottie in my neck of the woods?!

21.12.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pilanesburg served cunt let me tell you!

17.10.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the gay couple in Weapons lowkey deserved what they got for wearing matching Disney tees…

19.09.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Baby girl Holly! #cat #imstoned don’t worry those Trump stickers say β€œfuck Trump”

30.08.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I say this with my full chest. Kim Davis is an insufferable cunt. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

11.08.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 1880 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 22

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as slutty Aunt Gladys from Weapons?

09.08.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m jealous Mortimer has no idea how shitty the country is…. Happy caturday!

12.07.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m also parsing them out and waiting impatiently! 😭

12.07.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The hair in scream 3 is so cunt! Chunky πŸ‘ Angled πŸ‘ Highlighted πŸ‘ Confusing πŸ‘ #parkerposey #scream3 #courtneycox

20.04.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two men in grey suits with matching periwinkle bow ties sit with their heads together holding hands on concrete steps with black iron railing. Behind them is a peaked red door in a gothic archway of red brick.

Two men in grey suits with matching periwinkle bow ties sit with their heads together holding hands on concrete steps with black iron railing. Behind them is a peaked red door in a gothic archway of red brick.

Just heard that the historic church where we were married is closing. The church was founded in 1870, and it felt so powerful to have our names listed as grooms in the registry alongside all the couples married there who could never have imagined a wedding like ours.

21.02.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

21.02.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 39357 πŸ” 2215 πŸ’¬ 1694 πŸ“Œ 171
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20.02.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 10555 πŸ” 6631 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 224
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Looking goooooood sir

18.02.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies (although technical one is a selfie so sue me)

17.02.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Find yourself a hubby that will go to couples pole with you 😘 @ezeinco.bsky.social

12.02.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pole shoes: activate

08.02.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That shirrrrrrt

07.02.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Total Recall (1990): The Musical basically writes itself

06.02.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Obsessed with SHARN tone in total recall πŸ’…

06.02.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

trans people are pretty great

pass it on

05.02.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a gif of a fictional death that devastated you

05.02.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

04.02.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sarah Michelle Gellar sure did serve cunt during her chase scenes and died in style in 1997

01.02.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A little invert never hurt nobody
#pole

28.01.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a witch πŸ§™πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

28.01.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Got rid of all my socials except Bluesky so have nowhere to post my pole class and progress. Enjoy!

26.01.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0