Had a dream where a secretly-beautiful man was trying to disguise himself as Willem Dafoe, then asked my Ex if i was single, only to then kiss me like he meant it when told that I was. Totally normal way to start a Tuesday. Probably. (No psychoanalysis, it'll only hurt us both lol)
This meeting could've been a kiss on the lips imo
I painted this with my hands.
For a year. It's three feet tall. The border is made of hundreds of thousands of beads. Maybe millions. Possibly billions. You can look at it if you want 💛
I'm tired of making "healthy" choices, I wanna bury my face in a basket of mozzarella sticks and never come up for air.
I love wearing shorts. All my best tattoos are wasted under pants. And besides, how else would this grocery store know about my big, muscular calves and strong-yet-tiny ankles? They deserve the truth, clearly.
Thank youuuuuu 😭 i work so hard on it 🥹💛
Look at this thing I made.
I made it myself.
With my hands.
It's a necklace.
You can buy it, if you want.
Wear it, even.
Y'all ever think about that really fast snail from Turbo? They let him race with real cars, man. He had a spoiler and everything. Put him in fast and furious or something
I’ve had this happen exactly once and it was so, so much fun.
Pick an OC and let’s go 👀
That was by far the most concentrated existential crisis of my LIFE, I feel like it just snorted straight panic and chased it with pixie sticks
I CAN POST AGAIN!!!
I wonder which message will resonate more
WE'RE SO BACK
GET BACK TO WORK, WE'RE SO BACK
Also i have twitch now.
Can't play CDs in the backgroumd anymore, but it's better than nothing, yeah?
Twitch.tv/tylercatastrophe
You weren't following me there, but you could still follow me here if you wanted lol i make cool stuff and am sometimes also cool, myself XD
Thank you! It's part of the MushTrophe Collection, a collab between me and my friend Mush Mouth Plush :) It's also very much for sale, along with many other pieces! :D
I hear a lot of people in creative fields say that if even one person gets something out of their work, that would be enough. Not me. I need at least, like, six.
My jewelry business has been 99% fueled by full-time tiktok the entire time I've run it. I have no idea what comes next :(
Now to figure out how to properly show off adjustable beaded jewelry in a text post 🤔
Perhaps this is the time for doubling my efforts to move to Engand just to get my tiktok access back sooner 🤔
Anyway, I still make cool shit, please go look at it. Link in bio 💛
Written blurbs just don't hit the same as people's faces and voices and silly mannerisms. I like it here but I felt more real there
Thank youuuuu 😂
It is! I'm considering giving her my log in just to moderate 😂
I don't know how to reply apparently XD
My favorite Australian comes in clutch 😂🙌🏼
We remain unhinged forever 😂🙌🏼
An honor to know you, my friend o7
I’m sad.
