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Jessica Fletcher in the streets; Eve Simpson in the sheets. DMs encouraged

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That sounds lovely! Recipe?

06.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GLPeen-69 goes right to your systems.

06.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When trade won’t leave after the session

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cinematic parallels

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the natural progression for a person who was at one point very invested in waiting for tonight

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Movie poster for the comedy Dick

Movie poster for the comedy Dick

Fridays on Bluesky

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I work at an academic institution so around Gen Z constantly and we get along just fine. They ask me a lot about what it was like to go to school in the 90s lol

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are standing next to each other in a kitchen . Alt: two women are standing next to each other in a kitchen .
06.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Veronicas - ’Untouched’ (live for Like A Version)
The Veronicas - ’Untouched’ (live for Like A Version) YouTube video by triple j

I consider this a gift to me personally on my sobriety anniversary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As Dula Peep once sang, don't go out.

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lady gaga is laying on a bed with a man laying on her lap and says " your boy has a jawline for days " Alt: lady gaga is laying on a bed with a man laying on her lap and says " your boy has a jawline for days "
05.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All while trying to load a gun to shoot them with her delusional sense of impunity

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a thin crust domino’s diva

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Altered mean girls meme with iconic sales lady saying now you could try CBS

Altered mean girls meme with iconic sales lady saying now you could try CBS

To Kristi Noem all I can say is

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a drag queen is wearing an american flag outfit and holding a red and white flag . Alt: a drag queen is wearing an american flag outfit and holding a red and white flag .

The employee

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Packaging of vanilla dip

Packaging of vanilla dip

Not just a food but also how I describe when white men break up with me.

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
McDonald’s CEO taking a tiny bite of burger

McDonald’s CEO taking a tiny bite of burger

If I send this to you after your drag number, it means I think you chewed. A little.

05.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the start of our NoirMale scene?!

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your holes”

05.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a laurel wreath holds a sword and points at the camera Alt: a man wearing a laurel wreath holds a sword and points at the camera
05.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sober time 3 years medal for sobriety

Sober time 3 years medal for sobriety

Kylie Minogue Barbie and sparkling grape juice

Kylie Minogue Barbie and sparkling grape juice

SO-BER, SO-BER
I hear it it and I know

Happy Three Years of No Booze to yours truly.

05.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite horror movies of all time

05.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Post an iconic horror movie image

05.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Lily Allen on tour performing in a giant receipt of all the things her ex David Harbour bought for other women.

Lily Allen on tour performing in a giant receipt of all the things her ex David Harbour bought for other women.

When you get your receipt at CVS but fashion

04.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Psalms

04.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With all that jazz

04.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Email scam with the name Brock Lee

Email scam with the name Brock Lee

Welcome to season 2 of King of Drag, a fierce ally

04.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0