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Who run Barter Town? NE Ohio Regional Sewer District run Barter Town

Changing my ringtone to the piano solo in 'Aladdin Sane'

1) I didn't think so, but I do have strong silverware opinions
2) #2. Tine proportions are correct. Looks well balanced/weighted at the end

Impressive how fast you pulled that

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I guess the literal first thing I noticed was that US customs smelled like actual shit. The airports in Denmark and Iceland did not smell like this

When we got back from Copenhagen one of the first things I noticed that I'd missed before was all of the cracks in the roads and sidewalks that were filled in with weeds. A small thing, but indicative

Websites are so cool

Couple of nights ago I had some real bad acid reflux that woke me up, and in my addled state I believed it was because of a spreadsheet problem. I thought my body was malfunctioning because I put the rows in the wrong order

In the not too distant future
In two thousand six AD
There was a guy named Jeffrey
Very different from you and me
He funded a bunch of institutes
Spent some time in a prison jumpsuit
He sent emails all over the place
So his bosses decided that his cellmate
Would kill him to his face

🎶 They say that there’s a mission bell
That could mark heaven; maybe hell
But there’s no signpost there to clearly warn ya.
She lit a candle, showed the way
Down hallways where a voice did say
“Now, welcome to the Hotel California!” 🎶

I'm doing mom's taxes again and I'm digging through some older documents and I found something that suggests she was renting an apartment in Florida in 2011?? First I've heard of it. This is a mystery I may not be able to solve

Is there a way to tell Netflix I'm only resubscribing to watch this

I too know the pain of "oblate spheroid of meat on untoasted bread". Did your parents also put a slice of unmelted American cheese on top?

So many people at my work are sick - I think this is my cue to use a little sick time too. "Yeah I guess I just got what was going around haha"

in your dying moments you see a Jackie Chan style closing credits blooper reel of all the times you hurt yourself

“How soon?” asked Toad.

“Quite soon,” said Frog.

Hm, the electroclash links aren't working for me

No you're right. The rest of the joke is that the client (government guy) says "love it but change the voice" and someone from cyberdyne responds "we'll fix it" in an Austrian accent

Wheels wasn't invited

This show was underrated

Every ten years or so I play Bust-a-move and watch the Larry Sanders show and pretend it's 1995

Save scumming my way through Bust-a-move for the SNES on my raspberry pi emulator because I am a coward and a scoundrel

I did a spit take

I'm just going to send this dumb joke directly to James

New Denny's menu item: The Not A Benny - $12

"Two poached eggs sit atop a toasted English muffin and slices of Canadian bacon, BUT NOTE WELL: this dish is not technically an "Eggs Benedict" as it is topped with our signature cheese sauce instead of hollandaise"

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Who is plowing the abandoned rite aid parking lots, and why? Shouldn't we be putting the snow there instead of, for example, the turning lane